Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
So much for this little snippet from her autobiography, Miles To Go:
'I guess my idea of a good party is someone getting their face smashed in cake, not getting smashed. I don't drink & I would never smoke. I always say that for me, smoking would be like smashing my guitar and expecting it to play. I'd never do that to my voice, not to mention the rest of my body.'
We wonder if she had tobacco or salvia smoke in mind when she wrote that!