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Mark Your Calendars! Bristol's Memoir Is Coming Out…

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This summer!

William Morrow & Co has just announced the official release date for Bristol Palin's memoir. The book comes out on June 21,2011!

Hey,that's Prince Williams birthday! Make sure to preorder it for him Kate!

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34 comments to “Mark Your Calendars! Bristol's Memoir Is Coming Out…”



  1. 1

    A "memoir"? She's not even twenty is she. Her only memories are of Levi what's his name getting her pregnant…sheesh.



  2. 2

    I think it's called "Portrait of a Triple Chinned Failure"

  3. Blunt says – reply to this


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    Good Grief this family is……..no comment



  4. 4

    She is getting fat!!!!!



  5. 5

    Wtf is wrong with this family?



  6. 6

    This family is the ultimate in greed. If there's a dollar to be made, they're in there, sniffing around seeing how they can profit.



  7. 7

    Does anyone really give a shit about this girl. She is so gross and useless. Besides everything anyone would want to know about this chic has been reported on in the news anyway. Her family is a big embarrassment to this country.



  8. 8

    a memoir of WHAT???? girl just barely got out of high school! dumbass -



  9. 9

    A memoir???? She barely has a life…what's a twit like her going to write about? Her whole family is a nightmare.



  10. 10

    *rolls eyes*.



  11. 11

    A memoir about what?
    Being a fat uneducated dimwit that could not finish high school and got knocked up as a teenager and did not even get married?
    This country is becoming more and more pathetic everyday.
    No wonder China and India are kicking it's ass.
    Instead of rewarding people that study and work hard, it rewards ignorant jackasses like the Palin's, Kim Kardashian and the Jersey Shore dumbasses.



  12. 12

    Re: Angus8

    Agreed!



  13. 13

    I CAN SEE IT NOW: "LEVY STICK IT IN MY EAR, NOT CUTE. LEVY STUCK IT IN MY ASS, SAW WHAT I HAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT. LEVY STUCK IT IN MY COOCH, OH SNAP FORGOT ONE OF THOSE THINGIES, OH WELL! CREAM PIE TIME!!!! THE END"



  14. 14

    My name is Bristol. I got knocked up by a dumb but good looking guy. My mother is a money grubbing witch who thinks she doesn't need any fancy book learning to be president. My mom got me on DWTS and her dopey tea bagging followers voted for me each week. I now live in Maricopa, AZ (the Wasilla of the southwest). Now give me a million dollars please.



  15. 15

    hope this is a flop. no one needs to hear what she has to say



  16. 16

    Page 1 - I'm a slut, got pregnant and now i'm famous. End.



  17. 17

    Are you kidding me????
    Why would anyone want to read anything more about the Wailin' Palins??
    The only thing I want to read is that Sarah marched the Tea Baggers into the Boston Harbor!!



  18. 18

    oh gosh first music industry got polluted and now it's the turn of BOOKS ? wtf ?? everybody's writing a memoire nowadays even people who don't have a fuck to say.



  19. 19

    ugh shes way to young to have a memoir.. what has she really accomplished other then getting knocked up at a young age and dancing with the stars?



  20. 20

    Who cares??



  21. 21

    I'll write her memoir right now for her.

    I grew up in the bush, and screwed every guy I could in high school. I got pregnant cause I didnt know what birth control was. My mother turned me into a fame whore and made me go on some dancing show…I sucked at that, but made enough money to buy a house. I want to be a speaker about teenage sex, but nobody wants to listen to me…so some guy wrote a book about me and let me put my name on it. They said I might make some money off of it. That's my life….Bristol



  22. 22

    So typical of Leftoids, to question someones lack of qualifications of a little teenager, but won't ask the same questions to connect the dots, for their eloquent president, who can't get through a conference without a teleprompter.
    -
    Presidents for Dummies!
    Where's that birth certificate, BamBam?



  23. 23

    So



  24. 24

    I shall respond to this as her people would:
    "BOOK BURNING PARTY!"



  25. 25

    Re: luvs2tango
    You're an idiot, BUT THAT'S OK. I'm glad there are a lot of people smarter than you in this world.



  26. 26

    Re: jcrhode – I'm usually anti book burning… but maybe in this case I'll make an exception. That "child" that many people like to call her so people will leave her alone has no business "writing a book" let alone a memoir



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  28. 28

    Re: Angus8 – Agreed!



  29. 29

    Re: Angus8 – Thank you.The downward spiral continues.



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  31. 31

    The Palins are masters at manipulating liberals. The Palins know how to get the libs to show themselves for the mean spirited people they really are.

  32. @v@ says – reply to this


    32

    She's not lived enough for a true memoir. This is about her getting her view out to counter that of the no-bears with a huge splash of P.R. There's no harm in that, but please don't call it a memoir, lol. She's fresh out of high school and the nursery, and has barely gotten started. I hope she does the writing rather than some public relations team so she can feel proud of something that she did, and not someone else masquerading as Bristol. I hope she stays true to herself.



  33. 33

    Of course she's writing a memoir. They need to distract their voting populous with something. Heaven help them if they actually read about the issues they are voting on. Don't waste your time on this crap folks. If you want to read a real page turner read Too Big To Fail. What am I saying, that may be too much for them. How about audiobook, have you guys at least heard of them yet?



  34. 34

    And I'm so sick of the name calling of liberals. Mean spirited, wicked, evil…
    Also just distractions from the issues. Does making us seem like the boogey man make you feel better about not having a good reason for casting your vote the way you do??