Phase one: Provide alibis! Check!
Lindsay Lohan, who has 24 hours before she is officially charged with felony grand theft, is scrambling to get all the evidence she can to prove her innocence. According to sources, her first order of business is to have two witnesses testify that they never saw LiLo steal anything.
So, just who are these courageous fighters for truth and justice?
The shop owner Store security Her assistant Eleanor and her friend Patrick.
Wow. They just scream reliable, don't they? We mean, these are obviously two individuals who have the kind of moral fiber that could never be bribed into telling lies under oath. The judge will have to believe them!
Or will he?
Let us just ask you this - which do you think the judge is more apt to believe: two buddies of LiLo's or the video surveillance tape that reportedly shows LiLo's sticky fingers at work?
Corroborating your story won't do you any good if you're lying through your teeth, BB! Just saying!
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