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Operation "Keep LiLo Out Of The Clink" Commences!

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Phase one: Provide alibis! Check!

Lindsay Lohan, who has 24 hours before she is officially charged with felony grand theft, is scrambling to get all the evidence she can to prove her innocence. According to sources, her first order of business is to have two witnesses testify that they never saw LiLo steal anything.

So, just who are these courageous fighters for truth and justice? The shop owner Store security Her assistant Eleanor and her friend Patrick.

Wow. They just scream reliable, don't they? We mean, these are obviously two individuals who have the kind of moral fiber that could never be bribed into telling lies under oath. The judge will have to believe them!

Or will he?

Let us just ask you this - which do you think the judge is more apt to believe: two buddies of LiLo's or the video surveillance tape that reportedly shows LiLo's sticky fingers at work?

Corroborating your story won't do you any good if you're lying through your teeth, BB! Just saying!

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21 comments to “Operation "Keep LiLo Out Of The Clink" Commences!”



  1. 1

    She should be arrested for that outfit. All this biotch does is shop.



  2. 2

    Didn't she initially say that she wasn't in the store?



  3. 3

    This HoHan WHORE is nothing more than a Mother-F@$K'N, Sline-Suck'n, Muff-Div'n, Tramp Slut Kunt Skank TWAT, who deserves to be Bitch-Slapped on live T.V. during Primetime, on all networks and cable-t.v……Gawd, it would feel good ! Really, a TOTAL waste of skin. IF she even thinks she has an acting career left, let alone her 'Leggings' line (sheeesh ! ). Honest to Gawd, will SOMEONE please deal with this mess ? ! !



  4. 4

    notice the flowers on the sidewalk and this idiots walking around in leather pants and boots with something that looks like fur on her head with with like 3 shirts on ——— she looks like she smells like a mens locker room…………



  5. 5

    cAN'T wait TO SEE THE LITTLE TRAMP bAWLING HER EYES OUT IN COURT, AGAIN…'hONESTLY…i DID NOT STEAL IT! !"… yEAH, RIGHT…..



  6. 6

    IM STILL in shocke why would she steal something then wear it knowing paparazi are shooting it and putting it on perez.com for 10 million people to see . Maybe theyll use this website as evidence and perez will have to be a witness thats shes an upstanding person and not a winona

    the whole thing is just strange…

    she should say shes a cleptomaniac traumatised from being hit in rehab and apply for psychiatric help

    instead of dragging her two friends down with her



  7. 7

    She's toast!



  8. 8

    Again with the BB Perez grow the hell up. If she doesn't serve some sort of time for this then there is something very wrong with our system. A video plus no paperwork signed saying the necklace was out on loan. Seems like a good case against her. We will see won't we.



  9. 9

    Lying is not going to get her out of this one, but as we all know, celebrities can get out of everything. If Lindsay goes to jail, she's going in and out in a few hours time, or just have several more months tacked on her probation. This is girl is never going to learn if she doesn't actually take responbility for her crimes!



  10. 10

    Wait a minute - isn't this Patrick Aufdenkamp the same guy that Lindsay claimed stole her clothing designs? Also a "recovering" addict?

    I wish Lindsay would just tell the truth, for once, and own up to some responsibility for her actions. She's a full-blown narcissist and she deserves to go to jail for a LONG time.



  11. 11

    Re: perez posse member 777
    Why would she steal a vintage mink coat from a night club and then be seen and photographed in that as well? She's a sick, sick person who doesn't think the rules apply to her.



  12. 12

    Here we go again.

    Perez is judge and jury
    and decides who is reliable and who is not.



  13. 13

    I am becoming convinced that this nutcase is stirring up sh*t just to stay in the limelight and be talked about. If she stopped acting like a crazy person and doing idiotic things the media would stop following her around and she would hate that. Oh she might act like shes annoyned but IMO she loves the attention and needs it.



  14. 14

    Burn her at the stake.



  15. 15

    Re: Deadwing – hahaha!! please get someone on that right now so i dont have to see another picture of her or see anything written about her ever again!



  16. 16

    it's like one thing after another with this chick.. wasn't the first 14 million things wrong with her enough? she is always in the news for something stupid and then gets away with it.. someone please just put her the fuck away and her family.. it's so annoying and enough already..



  17. 17

    PATHETIC. And who the hell is her stylist? Was she even with her the day she stole the necklace?



  18. 18

    doesn't that translate to her druggie friend, patrick "pootie" auf dencamp & her sad ass assistant??? those are some upstanding & not on the payroll witnesses.



  19. 19

    First SHE LIED about being in the jewelry! then, she retract and said "it was a loner" huh?



  20. 20

    Re: Be-Atch – That was like the funniest thing I have read on here in a long time!! Hahahaha, made me laugh out loud! And the best part about it is it's all truth. She is a dumb bitch. Thank you for the laugh.



  21. 21

    Unless you sign a memo saying you are borrowing an item, it is stealing to leave a retail store without purchasing. I used to get items on memo for my clients when I was a celebrity assistant. If she did not sign a memo or let the store know it seems she had the intent.