Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
This guy has rounded the corner out of Crazy Town and is settled in Bizzaro World!
For the last two years, Ivanka Trump has been plagued by disturbing messages and contact from 28-year-old Justin Massler. As Justin's stalking methods have elevated beyond control and because he failed to appear to face his stalking charges in NYC last Friday, a warrant was issued for his immediate arrest.
Since then, officials have been trying to track him down, but have come up empty. Then this morning, they got their first big lead. Justin actually posted a YouTube video online, discussing in detail why he's been targeting Ivanka for all these years. Rest assured, he has no love for the daughter of The Donald and he isn't after her money. No, it's much worse than that.
Apparently, "mind-controlling aliens" told him to do it.
Yes, this is a "coercion issue," according to Justin. He claims he was like, brainwashed by aliens while like, filming a documentary about the curse on Point Pleasant, West Virginia, a place known for its like, extraterrestrial encounters. While working as a camera man for the flick, aliens like, unhinged his mind and told him he had to harass Ivanka.
Yep, that's his excuse and he is sticking to it. Don't believe us? Watch the video for yourself (above.) The guy is totally bonkers!
Okay, now here's our question: Why would the aliens have beef with Ivanka anyway? Of all the people on Earth, why her?
Could you phone home for us, Justin, and get us an answer, please?
P.S. - We should mention that this guy has been in and out of mental institutions for AWHILE. Take that into consideration while you listen to his story.