It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
What a difference a year makes, right Sitch??
Not only do he and his fellow Jersey Shore cast mates each make $30,000 per episode, but he's also earning millions through endorsements and merchandise.
Might as well ca$h in now while you can, bb! This isn't going to last forever so you better save up now!
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