Ken And Barbie To Make Things Official…On Facebook!
SO Exciting!
Ken and Barbie are finally taking that next MAJOR step…they're getting married announcing their relationship on Facebook!!!!
We are SO jealous! Now that they'll be "in a relationship" on Fbook, they can publicly express their love for each other in the following ways:
- Photo albums of them kissing and making silly faces together
- Status updates about how lucky they are
- Posting romantic song lyrics with "<3's" at the end of the lyrics, as sly shout-outs to each other
- "Liking" each others' statuses incessantly
We wish you all the best, Ken and Barbie! Please stay together, you two!
We'll be mortified if one day we log onto Facebook, and it says "Barbie is no longer in a relationship." You can be sure we'll be the first to comment on the status and pose the question "what happened?" LOLz!
Do U think Barbie and Ken are making the right move by making things official on Facebook?
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This is so stupid.
I think Ken is playing for the home team. lol
i thought barbie and ken "broke up"?
:L
I bought Pregnant Barbie about 8 years ago and some parent groups complained that Ken & Barbie weren't married, so the doll was recalled. I still have it. Silly recall.
The only thing gayer than this is if they start tweeting each other.
aww.
sad you didn't post about kenandben.com instead, in solidarity.
i hope this is a joke… smh
boo, perez. shame. you shoulda been blasting kenandben.com instead!
What are you, ten years old? You do realize that they're plastic dolls, right?
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Re: blaakq – You're right. This is so stupid.
How is this news?
They both should be melted down en masse into a molten heap.
creepy….
Oh, great… another good way for pedophiles to get to children…
I heard this as a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT on the RADIO THIS A.M. and like this morning, I still think it is MORONIC. Just like when people were getting upset, about, what, 10, 12, years ago, when it was 'whispered about' that Bert and Ernie were more than just 'roommates'. I remember than people writing into TV Guide, and other places how they were never going to let their children, grandchildren watch Sesame Street EVER AGAIN, not with that SMUT going on. DELUSIONAL PEOPLE OUT THERE, must make sure all the household cleaners are closed, no one smoking anything nearby etc.
and actually Mario, I would expect YOU to pass rumors that Ken is off being a Ped with Barbie's little sis, (forgot her name)
What.
Well that's an awkward relationship seeing as how Ken is gay.
I thought they had broken up?
When did they even get back together? Last I heard they broke up. I guess they just need more publicity again, so they put them back together. Pathetic. They're toys, do they really need a back story? What's next - Mr & Mrs Potato Head are getting divorced?