It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
This is understandable. Grand Theft isn't THAT serious after all…
"Ms. Lohan was in possession of the necklace and wanted to give the necklace back to the store the day after she took it from the store, but she was very busy."
LiLo's assistant claims that Lindz TRIED to return the necklace before she went to the police station….but nobody answered the phone.
Clearly this is the jewelry store's fault! First, the store overcharges for the necklace, and NOW they're not answering their phones???
NOT cool, Kamofie & Company! Clearly, this case should be dropped immediately! LOLz.
[Image via WENN.]