Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
So, for those of you who watch Chuck Lorre's shows, aka Two & A Half Men or Big Bang Theory, you've noticed the producer's "vanity cards" at the end of each episode.
Unlike other shows, Chuck's cards are constantly changing , offering pearls of wisdom with each passing episode. At the end of last night's all new Two & A Half Men, Chuck's message was a bit more personal than some others in the past. He's obviously had a lot of on his mind these days concerning the show, so he decided to share with the whole world what he was feeling. The vanity card read:
“I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG’s and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed."
Wow…subtle! We know two people who aren't feeling much love for each other in the post-Valentine's day glow!
Now, we'll just sit back and wait to see Charlie's rageful retaliation. (Oh, don't kid yourself - it's coming!)
[Image via WENN.]