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If You Outlive Him, Charlie Sheen, Chuck Lorre's Gonna Be Pissed!

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So, for those of you who watch Chuck Lorre's shows, aka Two & A Half Men or Big Bang Theory, you've noticed the producer's "vanity cards" at the end of each episode.

Unlike other shows, Chuck's cards are constantly changing , offering pearls of wisdom with each passing episode. At the end of last night's all new Two & A Half Men, Chuck's message was a bit more personal than some others in the past. He's obviously had a lot of on his mind these days concerning the show, so he decided to share with the whole world what he was feeling. The vanity card read:

“I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG’s and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed."

Wow…subtle! We know two people who aren't feeling much love for each other in the post-Valentine's day glow!

Now, we'll just sit back and wait to see Charlie's rageful retaliation. (Oh, don't kid yourself - it's coming!)

[Image via WENN.]

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11 comments to “If You Outlive Him, Charlie Sheen, Chuck Lorre's Gonna Be Pissed!”

  1. 1

    I might be kinda pissed to. I mean this guy constantly holds back production costing the other employees money. I'm not talking the other actors. There might people working on that show that could only get 5k per episode or ie not a couple million a episode like Charlie. Point is that this guy holding up episodes makes it difficult for the people who work to make the shows happen to have a standard of living. Just so he can have his party lifestyle. And if that show gets canned because Charlie quits, those people are out of the job.

  2. 2

    sounds like a bit of a boring life if you ask me………….

  3. 3

    I second that emotion!!! No tears when Charlie passes either cause he wants to go.

  4. 4

    You can see all the vanity cards on chucklorre.com and there are others that seem to be not-so-subtle jabs at his main star. Can't say I blame him.

  5. 5

    That's a monastic lifestyle there Chuck. YUCK
    There has to be some outlet, besides our standard 'sex, drugs and rock'n roll menu, that we all engage in, to some degree.
    He probably drowns cute little puppies and kittens, on the first Tuesday of every month, to make up for the boredom.
    Can you imagine dating this guy?…Tom Cruise would be more fun.

  6. 6

    Well not to stick up for Charlie Sheen, but why is Keith Richards still alive? Sometimes I think the guys with addictions use them as preservatives for their blood. Charlie has been doing drugs & getting sober for years. He is a pro at this. Strange that Chuck Lorre would choose to make fun of it, but since the entire show is about "Charlie Harper's" addictions Lorre must have realized that this situation could have developed at any time.

  7. 7

    Re: April 20th – Oh yeah, no one is as wild as someone who post on perez hilton everyday! huh?

  8. 8

    It's funny, irreverent … Chuck, it seems, has a sense of humor. Imagine that.

  9. 9

    I think Chuck Lorre must have a masochistic side. Maybe it's par for the course in Hollywood, but he has a long history of working with stars who make his life miserable. Hello Charlie, Hello Roseanne, Hello Brett Butler. If he dies before Charlie Sheen, it's probably from having to endure working with people like that.

  10. 10

    I don't understand why everyones criticizing my man Charlie Sheen!! First of all he hasn't or didn't quit the show…..he was asked to stop so he could get well(it wasn't his idea) and he also commented today that he has never showed up on set drunk or high! So it's obvious that he has some substance abuse but he is taking care of this problem as I type this. And most importantly he doesn't owe anybody(ie, co-workers, the suits, and the network) anything for needing help for getting help for his disease. Also he offered to pay 1/3 of the staffs salary straight out of his pocket while the tapeing has stopped. So just because he doesn't live an average boreing life like all of these vilifying critics he gets slammed with all this negativity when he's entertained a nation for many many years. So leave my man Charlie alone!!!

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    Re: luvs2tango – ALL of the monastic health freaks are going to be choked when they ALL die of something.