But now it's straight up cancelled!
Ticket holders were sent the following email on Friday:
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Don't get the wrong idea, paparazzi. January Jones likes you, but only because you keep her safe. You're kind of like the smart kid that the cheerleader likes because you help her pass Algebra II. LOLz.
Here's what January had to say about her feelings towards Paparazzi:
"The weird thing is, it kind of makes me feel safe. I live alone and I feel like they're always watching. If someone were to come in and rob me, there's photographers. It's like the best security system ever."
Sounds like a win-win situation to us, January! You feel safe while home alone, and in return the paps take pictures of your gorgeous face, further reminding the world how seksi you are!
Best Security System EVER…for beautiful people. Ha!
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