Geez, what is this now, like the seventh time they've planned a wedding! How many trips down the aisle does one girl need - especially one we can imagine would just pull a wedding dress out of the racks at Urban Outfitters and call it a day!
What we're trying to say here is that we think this story is probably bull, but…
Sources are reporting that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are planning a "quiet wedding" with a wedding planner based in El Lay. As the two continue to film Breaking Dawn down in Baton Rouge, an insider claims they've been thinking about having the ceremony in the Napa Valley - something small and intimate
and at night so no one will see him sparkle.
First of all, where the hell did Napa Valley come from? Second of all…it's been a long time since we've had a Daily R-Patz, huh? You think Bill Condon will let Rob out of his coffin for a weekend so he could do a photo shoot or something? We're itching at the bit here!
We kid, we kid. We know Twilight vamps don't sleep in coffins. They sleep in Porsches or something, right?
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