Aaah! There's two of them! Quick, Countess! Hide yourself away in a tower before they incur their wrath upon you!
We kid, we kid. Anyway, money can't buy you class, remember - and she sure as hell doesn't have enough of it to have a tower to chill out in so anyway…
If you're a fan of The Real Housewives of New York City, then you are aware of Ramona Singer's deep love and affection for the libation known as Pinot Grigio.
Who could forget that time she actually told a waiter to "put it in my vein!" Ha, ha, ha! Such a pip!
Well, Ramona has decided to go where no housewife has gone before. She has launched her own brand of pinot called, wait for it - Ramona Singer Pinot Grigio!
Sheer brilliance! A gold mine, for sure!
When asked about the venture, Ramona explained:
"My fans were actually reaching out to me [saying], 'Ramona, I'm drinking Pinot Grigio because of you,' 'Ramona, what's your favorite Pinot Grigio?' Seriously, there wasn't a Pinot Grigio that I truly loved inside and out. I kept changing my brands every six months. It all of a sudden dawned on me, I should develop my own Pinot Grigio!"
Why the hell not! Some Housewives have perfumes, some have cook books! You've finally touched upon the one thing a real housewife really needs - a cold one at the end of the day!
Bravo to you, Ramona! Drink and be