Heidi Montag and Jason Biggs Writing Romance Novel On Twitter….Right Now!
If you aren't consistently refreshing Jason Biggs and Heidi Montags' Twitter pages right now, then you are MISSING OUT!
Here's what Heidi and Jason have written so far:
Heidi's Romance Novel, Chapter 1: @biggsjason sits seductively on a tiger skin rug, wearing nothing but a yarmulke..
Heidi's Romance Novel, Ch.2: Heidi n Jason walk on beach @ sunset singing songs from Supernatural 2 each other. Gently. Softly.
#HMRomNovel Ch3: Heidi & @biggsjason jet off to a chalet in the Alps to recover the stolen microchip from the KGB.
#HMRomNovel Ch4: @heidimontag n I in Elizabethan England, 2 star crossed lovers from feuding families who speak 2 each other only in sonnets
#HMRomNovel ch5: @biggsjason courts Heidi against the backdrop of the burning of Civil War Atlanta. He doesn't even give a damn.
#HMRomNovel Ch6: Jason's faithful palomino, Bianco, accidentally kicks @heidimontag n Jason rushes 2 her aid, a true knight in shining armor
This is HIGHlariously wonderful! We want more!!!
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Couldn't be more boring if it were written in a dead retard's scrapbook.
Please, for the love of Jesus on the cross, stop trying to make this stupid whore happen!
How much is she paying you per mention? Even at a penny a time, you would have a lot of money by now.
Re: JuneGordon – Preach it!!!! I 100% agree. Quit fucking talking about this nasty ass 47 year old retired porn star looking skank.
Uhm…obviously your definition of hilarious differs from mine.
BTW, who the fuck is Jason Biggs?
Idiotic.
its funny because of Jason Biggs… duh! I like it lol
small things amuse small minds, I guess.
Why oh why do you torture us with posts about this frankenstein looking bitch? No one in the world cares.
Would be a lot more interesting if they were doing this on Foldingstory with everyone else
Some ppl need to get a life. This was the most stupid thing I have read in a long time. If ppl think that this is entertaining or funny no wonder our world is so screwed up. Go do something productive.
Heidi who????
She sort of looks familiar - but - I can't remember who she sort of looks like!
why would jason biggs associate with heidi? i totally just lost respect for him