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An Open Letter To Billy Ray Cyrus From … Michael Lohan?!

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The most shocking thing about this letter is that it has taken him this long to write it.

In response to Billy Ray Cyrus' recent rant against the years Miley Cyrus spent on Hannah Montana and his anger towards her current handlers, Michael Lohan has written an open letter to his fellow father of a famous offspring.

Ironically, Michael sees a lot of himself and his situation with his own daughter, Lindsay Lohan, in what Billy Ray is going through. Coming from experience, he has some advice and sympathy to share with Billy Ray's achy breaky heart.

Hold onto your mullets, because Papa Lohan has a lot to say. He writes in his haiku letter:

Billy Ray,

Oh My God! Am I seeing and reliving almost the same exact situations, scrutiny, pain and willingness to sacrifice yourself, for the sake of your family?

As hard and frustrating as it is, believe me when I say, it's a road worth traveled. Even if it may have its’ bumps and grinds along the way. As I was raised, there is nothing like the love a man has for his family nor is there any length he will go to save or protect them. The hardest part is, experiencing the pain that comes from the resistance of the very one(s) you are trying to save.

The one(s) you love so much, and are willing to die for, are too blinded by the "bright light" and people who use our loved one(s) while everyone thinks you are supposed to sit back and pretend it goes unseen. As I don't see you as any one of the three monkeys with their hands over their ears, eyes and mouth. I, nor you, are the type of men who will sit back and do or say nothing at the risk of being persecuted. When I look at what you are going through, I am forced to see myself. Two men who know what divorce and alienation, have done to our families.

Why I ask, if it so hard for our wives, children and even the public, to see that all we are trying to do, is to be there for our family and try to make things right? Isn't it clear that the answer is so easy but the people who don't matter, make it so hard? While all we want is our family and normal lives back, others forsake that for so much more. Why is it that people don't put themselves in or shoes? And say to themselves, “How would I feel if that was happening to me?”

The sad part is, they don't and they probably never will. But that doesn't mean that men like you and I should ever give up. While we can't change the world, our example just might touch a few, and maybe even the one(s) we seek to save.

To that end, I want to say, that I know what you are going through, I feel your pain and frustration, and I also admire your strength, dedication and love, for your family in the name of God.

Best and God Bless,

Michael Lohan

P.S. - I have an idea for a song/album/TV pilot/reality show/parenting book/line of Ed Hardy shirts I want to pitch to you. Give me a call.

That was sad.

No, not like "boo-hoo" sad. More like, "do you have a level of pitifulness you aren't willing to stoop to" sad. We will not clap for this.

At this time, we'd like to write our own letter to Mileybird's papa, just in case he's giving Michael's sentiments any kind of consideration. It goes something like this:

Billy Ray,

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Regards, Perezzers

We think we've made our point.

[Image via WENN.]

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28 comments to “An Open Letter To Billy Ray Cyrus From … Michael Lohan?!”



  1. 1

    Why can't this ass just shut up??



  2. 2

    Wow ML is more out there than I imagined. No wonder poor little Lindsay is like she is. God I feel bad for her. At least miley has a father to turn to if she needs him. Billy Ray seems like a pretty cool guy who has been there done that. Miley should listen if her 'handlers' will allow that. I read the GQ article and it was really insightful!!



  3. 3

    No. Way.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Omg is this for real??? LOL



  4. 4

    Michael Lohan is such a JOKE!!! Oh, man - that's funny. I feel bad for Lindsay and Miley at this point. And Billy Ray. ML just stirs up drama & idiocy for everyone……..

  5. LOTTA says – reply to this


    5

    Why is Disney , not mentioning what a Huge Drunk Billy Ray was on the set of HM. And that if he was so Angry, he wasn't Angry enough to NOT take a check and go to work on the show. Oh Liza, Lorna ,and Joey!!



  6. 6

    Micheal is living the ultimate nightmare. I mean what kind of Dad really would want their daughter to be a Gay alcoholic thieving crackhead felon? Billy Ray needs to go Mel Gibson on those handlers.



  7. 7

    Michael Lohan needs to worry more about his own trainwreck daughter and less about other people and their kids. Lohan and his ex wife are the reason Lindsay is so messed up. Perhaps he should put down the pen and quit making appearances on Letterman for Lindsay and actually be a father. Support her sobriety and keep her from shoplifting.



  8. 8

    Let us see how smart Billy Ray is. If he responds to Lohan, he sucks.



  9. 9

    you know what, i thought that was really nice of him. michael lohan knows what it's like to have issues with his daughter lindsay and everything she's going thru. and what michael has to deal with everyday. and he's just showing billy ray that he's not alone with everything that's happening to miley. it's not billy ray's fault miley has issues. i mean she choses to act like that. billy can't control what she does. it's miley's fault she doesn't keep contact with her own father. both these guys know what each other are going thru. that's was nice of him.



  10. 10

    Can someone put a gag and finger-cuffs on this guy?



  11. 11

    Re: white_is_ugly

    Yes but this is where Micheal goes wrong "open letter to". This is him grandstanding being an attention whore again.



  12. 12

    These two have a lot in common…both have Ugly Whore Skank Tramp Slut Bitch Twats for daughters, who abuse drugs and alcohol. Both daughters have no real talent, and have had Uncle Walt's hand down their panties….and both have parents who are kinda weird…..



  13. 13

    Miley is just an ugly little girl try'n to act all 'growed up'….gets more attention from the boyz that way ….HoHan, well…WHAT a mess that one is. And again, will SOMEONE please clean it up ? ! It is beginning to smell ! Where is that FUGLY dyke Ronson ? !



  14. 14

    HAHAHA- Billy NOOOOOO!!! -HAHAHA! Right, & this is coming from someone who KNOWS Michael, lmfaooo!!!!!!!!!!!



  15. 15

    WHY don't they both take a page from Britney Spear's dad, and take control of their little WHORE daughters ? ! !



  16. 16

    lol P.S. - I have an idea for a song/album/TV pilot/reality show/parenting book/line of Ed Hardy shirts I want to pitch to you. Give me a call.

    Sooooooooo true. He's just pissed because he wasn't the one on GMA today and needed to take the spotlight over Dina. After Billy started talking Satan I believe they are two of the same.



  17. 17

    @Lotta, Billy Ray doesn't drink, at all, period. He hasn't since he got married in 1993. Yes, he did spend his twenties in a drunken partying haze, but he's been reformed for years and if he's started drinking again–do you know something we don't?–it was after Hannah Montana finished production last May. In the GQ interview conducted December 15, he certainly sounds drunk–or mentally ill–especially when he talks about the devil attacking his family, when he insisted that the reporter sit with him in the dark with all the lights turned off during the interview, when he equated atheists with devil worshipers, and when he trashed his own daughter. But I'm guessing that he's just suffering from a good old fashioned mental breakdown as opposed to alcohol addiction.



  18. 18

    OMG. if they all become friends with Jon Gosselin…the end is near.

    PS. Perez, of all the stupid little catch phrases you've tried to start on this blog, the only one I've liked is this new "we will not clap for this". I'm about to start saying that. Only in first person of course ;)

  19. @v@ says – reply to this


    19

    Wow. How to try to piggy back off of someone else's situation to push your dubious agenda. If he were interested in empathizing with Billy Ray, he would have sent it to him, not made it public for phony points. Two differences here…Billy Ray is famous for his work. Michael Lohan is famous for…??? and Lindsay's in and out of the justice system, while Miley hasn't broken any laws at all.



  20. 20

    the public can see but what can the public do as they watch the kids spiral out of control in front of their eyes..and sometimes die in the public arena



  21. 21

    Miley's a fucking garbage slut. What do you expect, with white trash like that as a father? Blohan is another garbage slut. The two parents have a lot to talk about.



  22. 22

    BLOHAN NEEDS TO GO TO THE SLAM!



  23. 23

    He needs to be locked up in mental institution together with his precious cokehead daughter.All Lohan family needs to dissapear from this planet.I can't stand to hear everyday something new from this delutional nasty family.
    Perez please stop posting about them.

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  24. 24

    First off, how and who did Perez get this letter from? How reliable is it? Do we know that it is what he says it is? NO….Second, these two men are such asses. They don't and didn't deserve to be fathers. They are just using their kids for cash. That's all. They didn't make it in their lives so they put their kids in the spotlight and are living off of them and still are. Makes me sick.



  25. 25

    You made me laugh at the end Perez. Michael Lohan is a fail.



  26. 26

    I never hear Michael Lohan speak about his other three children, or even visit with them. Is it just not broadcasted or what?



  27. 27

    That picture made me laugh so effin hard LMFAO sweet niblets…



  28. 28

    why does this attention whore keep getting media attention?