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Paris Hilton's Birthday Party Was Crashed, Her Cake Stolen!

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And then a very expensive, very entire birthday cake was stolen, and it was chronicled on Facebook like it was hilarious.

How mean!

You don't crash a birthday party you weren't even invited to, drink all the free booze you can, and then steal the birthday cake just because some waiter thinks it'll be thrown out!

Totes not nice, "Paz." Whoever you are. At this point we don't really care.

Seriously, shame on you. This is not the kind of stuff we condone.

The fact of the matter is that it was Paris's cake to do whatever she wanted with it, regardless of some waiter and your lowered inhibitions.

Someone spent money on that, and taking money will always be stealing in our books.

Paris, bb, hope you had a great birthday and didn't give these thieves any acknowledgement while they were there! They took advantage of a hospitality you didn't even offer them!!


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103 comments to “Paris Hilton's Birthday Party Was Crashed, Her Cake Stolen!”

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  1. 1

    I read that and it's hilarious. I fucking hate this skanky whore. That cake cost something like $2000 and she wasn't even going to eat it because they had another, bigger cake to serve guests. Most people don't have that kind of money to waste on a cake-a fucking cake!- and it was going to be thrown away? This guy is my fucking hero. Bravo, Paz, bravo. At least he enjoyed it.

  2. 2

    she was probably to busy looking for the birthday coke to notice the cake was gone… But seriously, BIG deal, it looks like, from the picture, she has two cakes and this probably has to be her fifth in a series of birthday parties. BLAH BLAH BLAH

  3. 3

    Who cares? It's not like SHE was going to eat it, or really gave half a shit anyway. Tons of food gets wasted and thrown away at these sorts of things, she probably wouldn't even notice it was gone unless somebody told her. She wasn't going to take it home.

    And furthermore, I doubt she knew half the people at her party. They may not have been invited, but I'm sure half of the people who were didn't know paris any more personally than they did.

    And it's not like she couldn't just get another cake made with one flick of her credit card, it likely didn't have any meaning whatsoever to her besides being a prop.

    How about instead of "poor paris, somebody stole her $2000 cake", you say something like "poor starving people who could have used that $2000 to make sure everyone in their village had food for a year"?

  4. 4

    Publicity stunt. -_-

  5. 5

    I'm with everyone else. This kind of conspicuous consumption is disgusting. Who cares if her stupid cake got stolen. Jesus christ, people are starving, people are dying for freedom and you give a shit about this??

  6. 6

    LOL nice outfit is this a 3rd birthday or 30th …

  7. 7

    this story is awesome and i COMPLETELY condone it!! epic.

  8. 8

    Who cares about if someone stole a cake from some rich skank who has never worked a day in her life. She should be more concerned about that hideous outfit she's wearing, she looks like a Vegas stripper

  9. 9

    WHO CARES WHAT YOU CONDONE PEREZ??? Get off your high horse. I think after the shit you pulled tonight with your back handed compliments and being a hypocrite. I wish the 'awful' Perez came back, at least he was spoke straight up and didn't hide behind back handed compliments. I read that FB thing…I laughed..

  10. 10

    Perez like she cares about a cake :P , that's hilarious though

  11. 11

    Funniest fucking story I've read in ages. Don't be such a baby Perez.

  12. 12

    if only she was inside that cake. cooked, iced and served to the poor.

  13. 13

    What, u weren't invited Perez? U on the outs with Paris or off the payroll?

  14. 14

    I understand that it is her 30th birthday and all, but seriously she has about 5 different birthday celebrations that she does for her birthday every year and I doubt that this will be her only celebration and cake this year. I doubt she would even think twice about a $2000 cake that was taken. This person "Paz" was mean spirited and I would be upset if they were taking it from a kid, but this is a 30 year old woman we are talking about here.

  15. 15

    Oh fucking please, shit was hilarious. If he was able to get in with a cheap piece of paper with a P written on it then that's a huge problem with her security. Not to mention he only stole it because it was going to be THROWN AWAY.

  16. 16

    hahahah this is gold. That man is a champion!!!

  17. 17

    seriously, perez. it's not a party until someone crashes ;)

  18. 18

    Perez, you are nothing but a big fucking kiss ass. The celebrities don't give a fuck about you. Your 15 minutes are up. You're website is sickening to read. You act like you're the fucking pope now. You know this isn't how you really wanna be. You're only kissing ass because no one gives a fuck about you. KISS ASS. Sickening.

  19. rcs says – reply to this


    This guy is my hero!

  20. 20

    so you wont condone this but you will advertise soft core child pornography?

  21. 21

    It is Hilarious. Enough said. That girl is a spoiled brat and anything bad that happens to her she deserves

  22. 22

    Of course something tells me that this was staged so badly….

  23. 23

    whaaaa for her. useless whore.

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  25. 25

    Perez is right, this guy stole. I am hungry for some cake now.

  26. 26

    Shame! I wish someone would steal her or her publicist. Then we wouldn't have to read this cr@p!

  27. rcs says – reply to this


    Paz is totes fierce epic deluxe…

  28. 28

    haha i don't feel the least bit bad for her!

  29. 29

    oh get off your high horse Perez. It was a cool thing to do and the guy is my new hero.

  30. 30

    Please stop with:Thoughts??!at the end of your posts,it annoying and stupid and it looks like you are doing school assignment.

  31. 31

    If that guy went to the effort of stealing that cake, he deserves said cake. I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton doesn't eat so I'm sure she won't miss it.

  32. 32

    So, if you don't have a FB account and you cant read it on there.. you have no idea what this story is about Perez.. your 'who, what, where, why and how' are big time lacking.

  33. 33

    stop kissing Paris' ass perez. i read and it was fucking hilarious. i'm now her fan lol

  34. 34

    I don't care how rich she is or how she is an insult to the normal people of the world who don't have money. What matters is exactly what Perez said - stealing is stealing. Why are we supposed to be less moral in how we think just because many of the rich are less moral in how they think??? I don't see that as reasonable at all.

    LOVE YOU PEREZ! You make good sense - thanks for the shot of morality in a world of poor ethics. :*

  35. 35

    If you spend $2000.00 on a birthday cake, you deserve to have it stolen.

    Paris is a skanky whore with diseased beef curtains anyway.

    Also, Mario, let me remind you that you're a fucking idiot.

  36. 36

    So just because you have money you can't spend it however you want, like a cake, without people complaning? It's her money (well, you know waht I mean), she can do what she ever she wants.
    I don't have that much monmey so I can do that (not even close) but I don't hate people with money because they buys a second cake that wont be eaten. But I don't like haters, but I hate gay haters, murdures, rapist and so on. Don't hate people with money if I don't even know them. She hasn't done anything wrong in my eays.

    Love her style, that dress is amazing. Also loves that she takes care of dogs.

  37. 37

    OMIGOD. CLASSIC. She is not more than a druggie who needs rehab. No one like she. Paris is old. HAHAHAHA. I remember her calling a woman in her 30's old..Hey Paris, you old hag, your a failure in life. The next Anna Nicole Smith. I hope you cried about your cake and your fake friends laughed behind your back.

  38. 38

    we stayed. we ate that cake nobody ate the one she blew the candles out. i got some in my face. it was d e l i c i o u s.

  39. 39

    Perez is just jealous because he can't eat cake any more.

  40. 40

    I have to admit I giggled over this story. Paz is a modern day Robin Hood, and that's ok in my books.

  41. 41

    Hysterical. Perez you are so fucking self-righteous. Come off it.

  42. 42

    can't have a cake and eat it too … boooo … anywho stealing is wrong though, but in context, i'd say if you did it to help feed your children or your spouse needs those meds, … i dunno, when it comes to ethics, it's hard to establish a clear cut between right and wrong.

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  44. 44

    Seriously Mario, you think writing this article'll get you invited to her next party?

  45. 45

    hahahahahaha i think this is brilliant

  46. 46

    the P lady loves attention so she got even more…

  47. jkf says – reply to this


    Lindsay stole it!

  48. 48

    like she cares for her stupid cake… i think she couldnt care less… they are other things to worry about then a stupid cake… if i was that guy, i smashed the cake right in her face.

  49. 49

    I want something more interesting other than this skank. Seriously! She is 30 years old and acts like she's 10, I feel that there is something wrong with her mentally, she is in her own fantasy land. What a freak.

  50. 50

    Why is she not embarrassed as hell being seen dressed like that? It isn't in style, is she doing a Lady Gaga look? She's too old now to dress like that—makes her look like Phyllis Diller on crack.

  51. 51

    I wish someone stole HER, tied her up and threw her in the ocean never to be seen again. Too bad it was only the cake :(

  52. 52

    No one cares about whether or not you condone it, you ugly, preachy little girl.

  53. 53

    "Someone spent money on that"? Oh, please! Like they will notice it is gone. The story is hilarious.

  54. 54

    Oh please, Perez. This story is hilarious. You support making fun of a toothless singing woman on YouTube, yet you rush to a spoiled, wealthy heiress's defense when she has her uneaten cake stolen? How does this register as wrong on your moral compass, but it's okay to rag on less fortunate, less famous, ordinary people? Pick and choose your battles, buddy.

  55. 55

    Yea. Paris certainly looks like she eats cake on a daily basis. LET'S BE SERIOUS! Get over yourself…it was funny. I'm sure she's completely unfazed. The woman is a Hilton heiress.

  56. 56

    Oh Perez, get your panties out of a wad. It's obvious Paris Hilton doesn't actually eat anything anyway. That dude was effing awesome!

  57. 57

    oh mario if this was someone else's party you would had laughed your ass off I bet that you think you know better & that your a good person but you know what your not, your an asshole & your always going to be an asshole you said that you wouldn't be a bully but guess what you are one, your so sad I bet that your not happy at all I look at you & all I see is a sad little asshole poor thing you. I feel sorry for you. GET A REAL LIFE.

  58. 58

    Who is writing this? An intern? That whole paragraph reads like a 4th grader wrote it. How many people do you have writing for you perez? You are working towards not being such an ass…great. Your blog sounds like shit. Good work.

  59. 59

    That get-up is idotic looking. Too bad someone didn't cram that cake up her nasty cooze.

  60. 60

    I'd like to know how you get your nose out from deep inside her ass so you have time to write these moronic posts. "Always stealing in our book" — what a total loser you are. All the websites in the world can't and won't make you cool, dude.

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  63. 63

    she just always looks like shit. doesn't matter what she wears. poor homely beast. good thing she has money, cause she sure wouldn't get laid by her looks alone. I've flushed better looking things down the toilet …

  64. 64

    ive never liked paris hilton's style or know anyone who finds her pretty…shes getting old now…but i much prefer her to the kardashians who are much more annoying and in your face

  65. 65

    $2000 buys a heck of alot of Herpes medicine !

  66. 66

    I agree with everyone here, freakin spoiled brat. Having a 2000$ cake just for show wtf is that ? It doesnt matter if its her money, some things are just lame to do. Shes annoying just to look at.

  67. 67

    Despise the fact that it costed a lot, doesnt give the right for the doode to go and steal. I dont like neither the hige amount wasted on a birthday party neither the behaviour of the guy who took something that didnt belong to him.

  68. 68

    Funniest shit ever! LOVE it!!

  69. 69

    let them eat cake.

  70. 70

    Utterly brilliant. Props to the guy who stole it, he's hilarious!

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  72. 72

    She looks so old. She has the nastiest hair/weave. Why can't she grow her own hair? The good news is that she is aging as poorly as her aunt Kyle so we shouldn't be saddle with this obnoxious woman forever.

  73. 73

    this story is false!! the party wasn't crashed and no one even ate any of the cake! it sat there untouched!

  74. 74

    Who cares? perez all you care about is how more advertising you can put on your fucking page. What are some other sites aside from this one?

  75. 75

    its true, there was a bigger cake that guests ate….the pretty one just sat there!

  76. 76

    haha, uhm, that was ridiculously hilarious. I want to marry this man. It's not like he went there planning to steal stuff, they weren't gonna eat it. Agree with the guy who said she wouldn't have noticed because she was too busy looking for the "birthday coke". now that one of her lackeys told her someone stole it, she can be offended for publicity. woohoo.

  77. 77

    She was born with a silver spoon up her ass, who gives a shit about a cake? What about a job?

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  79. 79

    it IS hilarious. stop trying to kiss rich white ass. read his whole story about it & saw his pics - it was epic! she had another cake.. she could have all the cake in the world. & she probably didn't notice until some whiney blogger brought it to her attention. even then.. doubt she cares.

  80. 80

    JUST IN : Lindsay Lohan stole the cake and Sam tried to sell it on Ebay !
    OMG ! Everyone is going to jail except Lindsay who tried to return the cake and send flowers to Paris but Paris did not like the flowers cuz they were cheap. She wants the fake cake back but after someone puts Valtrex in the cake so she can eat it. Sam is going to fight her way out of jail so she can be with Lindsay who the judge just put on probation for 12 years and said he hopes to see her soon in court cuz it is fun to keep giving some worthless piece of crap more and more chances while others go to the clink. Lindsays dad made 20 other fake gust appearances for Lindsay so he could pay his lease on his car. All the late night hosts want her to go on Chelsea Lately but Chewy hates Lindsay cuz she gave him VD.

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  82. 82

    why does it take so fucking long to get a post on the site .
    Perez your content staff is a piece of shit

  83. 83

    "This is not the kind of stuff we condone."

    Again, nobody gives two shits what you condone. You're nobody. I would talk so much shit to you if you didn't make it so very easy in every post. You are self righteous and I'm not sure why you would want to put out that kind of image. It's fucking annoying. At least before you were honest, sometimes honestly is mean. Sometimes opinions are mean, but if it's your opinion than who cares.

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  85. 85

    I think it's silly that someone stole the cake instead of one of the many expensive gifts she probably got.

  86. 86

    i wouldn't be surprised, if he's a friend of paris and only tries to promote himself and his music.
    …just a thought

  87. 87

    thieves? really? i think if stealing something she was throwing away is stealing its the most honorable kind! its obscene that she was honestly going to throw that away. that kind of makes me sick. i dont like to be the person always going 'think of the starving children' but i cant imagine being so willfully wasteful knowing the poverty that exists, often so close.

  88. 88

    She doesn't eat so why would it matter?

  89. 89

    come on perez just because you like this bitch, doesnt mean it wasnt funny. she is having an over the top birthday in a fucking recession! do you know what that 2G she spent on that cake could have meant to someone without a job/losing their home? Its pretty mean of her to flaunt her wealth like she does, especially in a recession!

  90. 90

    I love Paris and all but I really can't feel bad about her cake - I mean didn't her boyfriend buy her a new car for her birthday? No cake would be needed for me if I received a car as a gift, that's for sure!

  91. 91

    hahaha!!! HILARIOUS. She deserves it. She tries so hard with her parties especially to stay relevant. She only buys all the most expensive shit and it all goes to waste. I'm glad this happened to her. All you ever hear about her anymore is about her trashy boy toys or her huge ass parties. Big deal.

  92. 92

    This bitch needs to be taught a lesson, that much money on a cake and its going to waste? There are people starving everywhere in the world, can she do more charity with her money rather than spending that much on a useless cake and on her useless self? I am against stealing but this guy did the right thing at least u know he isn't going to waste food. This skanky bitch is full of sin.

  93. 93

    I think it's hilarious. And throwing it away? What a waste. Why are you overreacting? Why should she care? She could buy a million more birthday cakes if she wanted to. Aw, poor little rich girl her 2,000 dollar cake she wasn't going to eat got stolen. Who gives a fuck about Paris Hilton? How about the people who are starving in the world, maybe they'd like some cake?

  94. 94

    haha. that's funny. and when did you become the moral authority anyways.

  95. 95

    that's just lame of the thief

  96. 96

    Her face looks like Rumer Willis in this photo.

  97. 97

    Seriously Perez, stop feeling sorry for her. She is nothing a slimy bit of sh*t, a maggot. She deserves EVERY bad thing that could possibly come her way. Its a pity her father didn't pull out and jizz on the wall.

  98. 98

    Re: IngiiShiit – "if i was that guy, i smashed the cake right in her face." Agreed. He should have smushed Paris's face in it.

  99. 99

    No one wants to fuck Parasite anymore because she has herpes, so let her fucking rot. Who cares, anyway? Her 15 minutes are up. Wake me up when she ODs.

  100. 100

    She's scum. Ignore her and mebbe she's go away.

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