The evidence is expanding... And no, we don't mean baby bumps!
Here's what has fans speculating Miley is ready to pop out a little Aussie demigod:
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And then a very expensive, very entire birthday cake was stolen, and it was chronicled on Facebook like it was hilarious.
You don't crash a birthday party you weren't even invited to, drink all the free booze you can, and then steal the birthday cake just because some waiter thinks it'll be thrown out!
Totes not nice, "Paz." Whoever you are. At this point we don't really care.
Seriously, shame on you. This is not the kind of stuff we condone.
The fact of the matter is that it was Paris's cake to do whatever she wanted with it, regardless of some waiter and your lowered inhibitions.
Someone spent money on that, and taking money will always be stealing in our books.
Paris, bb, hope you had a great birthday and didn't give these thieves any acknowledgement while they were there! They took advantage of a hospitality you didn't even offer them!!
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