Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
The 78-year-old high society playboy Richard Lugner announced this week that 53-year-old hottie whose STILL got a body, Bo Derek, will accompany him next month to Vienna’s Opera Ball.
Even though Bo is still smokin' HAWT these days, Lugner admitted that the actress was his third choice!
Well, at least she's still gettng the gig.
Lugner has been booking celebs to appear by his side at this event since 1992, most of which were women with the exceptions of Harry Belafonte and last year's guest Dieter Bohlen (who replaced, ahem, Lindsay Lohan).
This guy is particular too! He even passed up George Clooney!
He snubbed an agency's offer to get the actor to show and explained to the press:
"They assured me that they were able to bring Clooney to Austria, but I dismissed the suggestion. There will be already two other men in my box with me and my girlfriend. I need a female star guest."
We'd still book you for just about ANYTHING, George! Ha!
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