Have we got some fantastic news for you!
That's right, stalkers! There is a new app on Facebook tailored specifically for your needs!
It's called the Breakup Notifier and it does exactly what you think it does!
Are you tired of hitting refresh, hoping the girl of your dreams will end her long-term relationship with the jerk that wears a backwards hat that still has a sticker on it??
Well, give that button a rest and let the Breakup Notifier do all the work!
You'll INSTANTLY be sent an email when the split happens, so you don't miss a second of letting her know your full and complete
and kinda dark love for her!
You'll be the one making her dreams come true in NO TIME AT ALL**!!
We should totes get in the commercial biz! But really, this thing is creepy as hell and doesn't need to have a place in existence.
Will U use the Breakup Notifier on Facebook??
** Will not help you build a shrine to her.
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