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Lindsay's MOST DEFINITELY Going To Jail! Here's Why!

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Here's the deal:

If you missed Lindsay Lohan's hearing this morning, you missed Judge Keith Schwartz laying down the law for LiLo clear as crystal - if she is sentenced in his court, she's going to jail.

We've come to find out that part of the offer Deputy D.A. Danette Meyers made to Lindsay's lawyer in chambers this morning was six month in prison. The thing is, LiLo is up on two offenses: grand theft and a probation violation. Should she plead not guilty during her preliminary hearing on March 10th to the theft charge, Judge Schwartz has the option of throwing her in jail while she awaits trial, on the grounds that she is still in violation of her probation.

Now, seeing that there maybe enough evidence to convict Lindsay, her lawyer might want to avoid this in an effort to ultimately avoid a much longer stretch of prison time than 6 months. Therefore, it is very likely that LiLo will plead guilty or no contest and implore the judge to lesson the six months sentence.

And we think she's hoping in vain. From what we heard from him this morning, the judge is ready to prosecute her to the full extent of his authority. He doesn't care that she's Lindsay Lohan. He's got a good rep in this town and he's sticking to his guns.

But maybe her fourth time will be the charm? Maybe?!

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28 comments to “Lindsay's MOST DEFINITELY Going To Jail! Here's Why!”

  1. 1

    Not a fan of Lindsay but sounds like the judge has his mind made up already.

  2. 2

    Nobody cares.

  3. 3

    She's an absolute train wreck and she's been banking on the fact that her notoriety (because you can't even call it fame anymore) will keep her out of jail (and it has done so in the past). So I'm glad that she's finally POSSIBLY going to face some serious consequences for her ridiculous actions. I wonder what Judge Keith Schwartz would have said if she had "F*&# U" painted on her middle finger nail in HIS courtroom…

  4. 4

    It seems like LA is short on criminals. We'll send you some of ours from Atlanta if your court system needs something to do. We have real criminals here not little girls who have drug problems. LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE!!

  5. 5

    I don't need to read the rest of this article to learn why she's going to jail. She's a spoiled has-been brat who's been skating by purely on who she is, just like Macadamiann said. The thing about it is, no one gives a shit who she is anymore. I know I don't. She's become a nuisance to society and anyone who cares about ground-breaking entertainment articles. I get SO tired of seeing your page blown up with articles about Lindsay Lohan. Her name is like a piece of gum - a couple of years ago, the gossip about her was juicy and you couldn't get enough of it, but now it's just tasteless and old and you want to get rid of it. She needs to disappear for a long time - if not for the rest of her life. People are so tired of hearing about her, her father, her mother, and her delusional sister who wants to follow in her footsteps. OVER IT.

  6. YUCK says – reply to this


    oh pigz, what will you ever report on. oh thats right gags and glee. ugh!

  7. 7

    Doesn't it almost seem as though she wants to be locked up?

  8. 8

    Oh my gosh you moron! YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP MAKING THESE STATEMENTS! You can't even steal stories correctly. She is NOT DEFINITELY going to jail you fat pig! She has opted for a trial moron! Man you are stupid Perez. Seriously, you are just dumb and one day someone is going to go after you for the declaritive statemenst you make! MORON!

  9. 9

    She needs major jail time or she will never ever get her shit together.

  10. 10

    She shouldn't be treated ANY differently because of who she is. I hope she goes to jail… for a LONG time. Then I won't have to hear about her for awhile. I'm sick of it.

  11. 11


  12. 12

    Yeah right, ill believe it when i see it. Just like she was supposed to go the last 800 times. If she does go she will spend like maybe 30 minutes in jail. that little bitch gets her way EVERY time.

  13. 13

    LOLZ I'll believe it when I see it. The judge has to do a tricky balancing act between making the norms (us) think everyone's accountable, but at the same time he has to follow the rules of celebrity justice and let her go yet again.

  14. 14

    6 months in LA is maybe 2 weeks, if even that, right? Remember all the over-crowding that comes into play when a "celeb" is sentenced. I got 6 months in FL, and spend 4 months of hell. I didn't steal, I got a dui in 07. Never say never, but I'll be damned if I ever go back there!!!

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  16. 16

    Why so much trouble for Lindsay to go to jail for something, honestly, almost stupid, like almost childish, like … she could get another kind of punishment. Arent there REAL criminals that should take the space in jail?.

  17. 17

    If you really believe she's going to jail at this point, then you're a complete moron. Seriously Perez, how many times have you predicted this? This useless bitch has dodged more consequences than the number of times you've pretended she'll actually pay for it. If Hollywood trials have taught us anything, it's that the system is corrupt- it's no coincidence that a white actress with money ALWAYS walks free. Even if she IS found guilty next month, she'll be out of jail before you can say "Get a life, Perez" Why they keep postponing the stupid trial is beyond me- this nasty whore needs to pay for her actions, and NOW!- not in a few weeks- or a few weeks after that- FUCKING NOW!!!! I AM SO SICK OF THE CORRUPTION!!!

  18. 18

    soooo sick of hearing about this entitled little piece of shit. either lock her up and throw away the key or let her go and hope she OD's sooner than later. die lindsay die !!

  19. 19

    Why doesn't anyone have the guts to address this? I mean it's OBVIOUS the system is corrupt. If I were in her position without the celebrity status my ass would have been behind bars a long time ago!

  20. 20

    What has she done to violate her probation? Anyone know?

  21. @v@ says – reply to this


    What a big fat waste of judicial resources this mess is.

  22. 22

    throw this train wreck in prison asap

  23. 23

    Maybe he DOES care that she is Lindsay Lohan and that she's abused the system. Maybe he's tired as hell of little brats like her skipping away and doing the minimal amt possible to get "thru". I would HOPE he made that statement because he means business and he will hold her accountable.

  24. 24

    I hate reading huge headlines like "LINDSAY'S MOST DEFINITELY GOING TO JAIL" only to read the next day that there was a loophole and she's NOT going to jail. Why give us false hope all the time ? The only headline I'm interested in reading now is ".LINDSAY'S BEEEN HIRED AS A CASHIER AT WAL MART" Just imagine the future headlines what with her kleptomania, she'd have a ball at WM

  25. 25

    I honestly feel bad for her.

  26. 26

    well thats not fair if hes made up his mind already hes supposed to be a judge which means judge fairly each indivdual case u dont just go in and say ok ur going to jail thats unfair

  27. 27

    Dude, you reallty need to stick to shit you know about. Nothing. Stop trying to sound like Harvey Levin's team of legal wizards. Because we ALL know you're about as smart as a turnip. Anyway…No, Pere, she isn't "MOST DEFINATELY" going to jail, you complete moron. You see, here in the United States we have something called a trial. Something you will be in front of as soon as the Payola charges are files against you.


  28. 28

    Just more drama in the Lindsanity world. He said something to the effect that she should start living her life in the real world and not the Lindsay Lohan world. Will she listen? Hell no. Will she go to jail? Hell no. This is all free publicity for her. Getting very sickening too.