Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
It sounds pretty HAWT!
Check out Prince and his peeps bust out an excellent cover of Rude Boy! (above)
That's a pretty big compliment, RiRi! We'd feel honored if we were you!