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"No man is capable of being your best friend ….. A best friend is someone who goes to get their nails done with you"

- Chelsea Handler to COSMO

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61 comments to “Quote Of The Day”



  1. 1

    thats such crap. my bestfriend is a guy. hes like my brother.



  2. 2

    she's not funny and rather ugly.

    they should replace her with whitney cummings, one of her frequent guests.



  3. 3

    im totally straight and one of my best friends is a girl and i dont feel anything sexual for her! this is BS!



  4. 4

    Completely disagree, my husband is my best friend. I don't even like getting my nails done, so I guess it just worked out for me perfectly.



  5. 5

    How very profound….slow news day, Perez?



  6. 6

    Fuck she's ugly.



  7. 7

    So…what if your gay? I go to get a mani/pedi with my best friend Cristina all the time. I don't think that was not well thought out or possibly taken out of context?



  8. 8

    Ugh. I can't stand Chelsea Handler. She's not even remotely funny. I think whatever comes out of that asshole mouth of her's is complete rubbish. What does she know about "best friends"? She publicly humiliated Jennifer Aniston-her "best friend". And who is she to say who can be a better friend, a female or a male? She's so stupid. I wish she would fall of the face of the earth.



  9. 9

    That's such BS it is possible one of my closest friends is a guy and no we don't get our nails done what a dumb thing to say.



  10. 10

    No wonder Chelsea is so bitter, angry and so hateful. She has no idea that wome like her - backstabbing gossiping bitchy women, are the VERY REASON many women prefer men for friendship. Men give it to your straight, don't bitch, aren't petty, don't gossip or backstab. Women make BAD friends. Men are the best. Perhaps if Chelsea had real true friends, like men, then she wouldn't be an uptight, angry alcoholic who spends her time calling OTHER WOMEN names and making racist comments about children.



  11. 11

    Ok jackass. You could pick a better picture - this isn't what she normally looks like when photographed. You know if it was one of you precious stars you suck up to, you'd never have chosen an unflattering photo. Ass.



  12. 12

    Gay guys make great best friends. Can see how it's different with str8 guys cos of the sexual element but I think it happens. She's talkin crap.



  13. 13

    Not a fan, but I get where Chelsea Handler's going with this. Still doesn't account for
    1) The straight girl's gay guy best friend (who, yes, will treat himself to a mani alongside her, thankyouverymuch, even if he's never to be found again once he scores himself a boyfriend… *sigh*)
    2) The gay chick's straight guy best friend (pop into any local bar and look for the girl in plaid throwin' darts, slingin' bear and making passes at chicks alongside her bestie, Mr. Dude's Dude.)



  14. 14

    If you're out of your teens, not socially stunted, and/or are attractive, this is totally true. Though I personally don't think it's wise to consider anyone your "best friend".



  15. 15

    SHES GROSS…SHE MAKES FUN OF EVERYONE ELSE,,BUT SHE NEEDS TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR!



  16. 16

    Grown women that talk about their "BFF's" need a reality check into adult world and if a straight man is friends with (an attractive) woman, it's cuz he wants to get in her pants. Straight men do not want to be a woman's "BFF"………women hardly want to be another woman's "BFF"………..



  17. 17

    Spoken like a true 35 yro rapidly aged woman who has never been married…

    Why again do women listen to these other chics?? When you are 35yro woman with no college education, no husband or long term boyfriend, no children and are only known for your body that is very quickly drooping south–you have NOTHING as far as expertise to pass on to anyone else. So, shut your mouth and maybe there is hope for you to learn something yourself before you are completely shriveled up.



  18. 18

    She looks like crap..



  19. 19

    She never had and will never have what a REAL man offers.



  20. 20

    God she looks old!!

    Is she 58?



  21. 21

    Eh, I don't think that's true. I am a woman, and I prefer to hang around with guys. Straight or gay, doesn't matter. Other women get on my nerves after a while. I'm not a girly girl, so the nail thing doesn't apply to me. I just like men over women, in more ways than one, lol.



  22. 22

    Re: prickly – On the contrary prickly, this is only true IF you are you're still IN your teens and ARE socially stunted. Mature adults can and do often find that friendship with the opposite sex (especially if you're gender is the bitchy female side) is MUCH better. Only silly giggling teens think friendship is about them getting their nails done with the girls. Mature adults know that fellow women do NOT make good friends, and that men as friends are the truest of friends a woman can have.



  23. 23

    This creature is THE female version of a male douchebag, no more, no less.



  24. 24

    Yeah, that was definitely either taken out of context or she just wasn't thinking when she made the statement. My best friend is a male and we don't have anything sexual going on.



  25. 25

    Girl may not be able to maintain a friendship with a man for herself, but she sure shouldn't talk as though it's a given.
    My husband is my best friend defined, for one thing, as someone who will get up at 5:30 in the morning to fix me a latte before I go to work, when he could sleep in another hour or so! In my opinion, you can't have a successful marriage if your spouse isn't your best friend…but, as I said, that's just my opinion :)



  26. 26

    I take exception. I am a straight guy and I go to the salon to get a manicure and pedicure with my girl EVERY week. I love it. Clear on the hands and bb couture blue steel on the toes. So don't paint us all with the same brush kthx



  27. 27

    she looks like Roger the alien in this pic.



  28. 28

    I guess I've been wrong all my life. The best friends I've ever had have all been guys, but I guess it can't be true because Chelsea Handler said so.
    It pisses me off, I swear. Maybe a guy can't be a best friend to YOU, Chelsea Handler but who are you to talk about friendships so generally? Smh…AND ALSO a guy could get his nails done with you, and he wouldnt even have to be gay! Gay men and some men who arent gay both get their nails done. Dumb woman.



  29. 29

    ive seen lizards that are purdier !



  30. 30

    Does anyone actually like her? Or care for her opinions? Because I sure don't. She's sort of a bitch. She's supposed to be a comedian, but she's not funny, she's rude and tactless. Perez, what happened to your new attitude and stop bullying campaign? I think by talking about her and supporting her, who's a pretty big bully, your not furthering your anti-bullying agenda.



  31. 31

    She's wrong. I'm a girl and my best friend is a guy, granted he's a homo but he's still a man and NO HE WOULD NOT GO WITH ME TO GET MY NAILS DONE! He'd punch me in the face if i ever suggested that! :)



  32. 32

    Kunt!

  33. @v@ says – reply to this


    33

    That may be true for Handler, but it doesn't make it true for everyone. I've had four or five male best friends who were every bit as close, funny and wicked as my BFF female buddies.



  34. 34

    Bullscheiße!!! Most of my friends are guys. Girls are malicious, backstabbing whores. My guy friends aren't going to sleep with my boyfriend. Unless they're the gay ones, lol. So I keep an eye out for them!



  35. 35

    she's wrong. My best friend is a man. He's been bestie for 20+ years, through all the breakups, surgeries, horrors and heydays.



  36. 36

    Re: Cokie_ – Uhh, I have lots of male friends and grew up in a house with wonderful brothers, I get on well with a lot of guys but men can CERTAINLY be bitchy and gossipy. To be honest, I've met a lot of bitchy girls who I haven't wanted to get closer to in a friendship because they were so catty, but I've also seen men bitch and gossip about other males, just because they weren't present at the time. Guys can be evil and backstabbing too, it's just about individual personality. Just pick better female friends and you'll be fine.



  37. 37

    It shocks me that she claims to be 35 years old. She looks older than my mom who is 60.



  38. 38

    I went with my mom, the lil asian man massaged my calves to it was nice.



  39. 39

    i disagree, i have a few guy best friends and we are together all the time. i have girl besties to get my mani, pedi's with, guy besties to go to the bar and watch sports with, they are like my brothers



  40. 40

    But…I don't get my nails done with my female friends either. Do I have no best friend?



  41. 41

    Her face looks like it got beaten with a bag of nickels!!!!!!



  42. 42

    Re: TORTEZ

    Haaaahaaaa!



  43. 43

    She grosses me out!



  44. 44

    Now now. I know that every cool chick around here has written off her own sex, and only "hangs with guys," and that there are dudes who swear they don't secretly wanta get it on with the female besties who've got them wrapped around their speed-dial please-listen-to-me-whine-help-me-move-get-my-mail-while-i'm-on-vaycay finger. BUT…

    The idea that heterosexual men and women (and homosexual same-sex pairings, for that matter) very rarely form intimate platonic bonds that never, at some point, venture into romantic territory has less to do with maturity and more to do with biology and anthropology.

    I'd hate to distill the why down to a simple case of When Harry Met Sally, but there ya go.

    Boys and girls really *don't* just befriend each other without one or both parties explicitly or quietly harboring the hope for "more" at some point. And, no, I'm not talking about your siblings, wise guys.

    Oh, there are exceptions, but this li'l chitchat is best served by general rules.

    So lets just say that the general rule is, it don't happen. Eventually, somebody wants ass. For a second, or forever. Tomorrow, or 10 years later. Eventually, it happens.



  45. 45

    One of my best friends is a guy, and I hate going to get my nails done anyway… I'm perfectly capable of slapping some polish on my own paws thank you very much! Oh, and I bet there are plenty of guy bff's that DO like to get their nails done, just sayin'.



  46. 46

    Re: April 20th – must be nice being so simple minded.



  47. 47

    O my gosh everyone shut up about her looks. She is actually a very pretty girl, but doesn't photograph too well. All you haters, go look in a mirror because from your avatar pictures, you definitely aren't attractive. Find a cuter face and then you can criticize other people.

  48. @v@ says – reply to this


    48

    Re: Culchah Vulchah – Ah, but wanting some doesn't preclude being best friends. A lot of married folks are the ultimate best friends. Sex is more about hormones, and friendship is about like bonding.

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    Re: April 20th – You're too hung up on the terminology. Grown women do indeed have best friends. It happens organically, and it's one of life's bonuses. Grown men should be about a little more than just trying to get into a woman's pants. Haven't even moved past that yet? That, sir, is the extended adolescent view, imo. That's not to say that a grown man shouldn't entertain the idea if it happened to come to be.



  50. 50

    I kinda agree. Except for gay men! They make awesome besties!



  51. 51

    WTFever! She's such a douche. Maybe no man would want to be HER friend, but for other people it is quite normal.



  52. 52

    THIS UGLY BITCH IS SURE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF BEING FAMOUS TO SCORE HOT GUYS THAT OTHERWISE WOULD`T EVEN LOOK AT HER.
    SHE LOOKS LIKE TRAILER PARK TRASH.



  53. 53

    She's so old looking for her "age". She looks like she's in her 50's!



  54. 54

    Re: Hello dumb dumb – I was just thinking the same thing! I don't get how anyone can think she's pretty!



  55. 55

    That's why she's still single! Stupid, ugly BITCh!



  56. 56

    wow… that's profound



  57. 57

    Guys, she's a comedian.



  58. 58

    Well, my husband is my best friend and he gets his nails done with me. Sounds like she just hasn't found the right guy yet.



  59. 59

    Bullshit.
    Handler is such a fucking idiot.



  60. 60

    well i have a very different definition of what a best friend is, clearly



  61. 61

    i think perez purposely put up a bad picture of chelsea so people would trash talk her and this quote. personally, i love chelsea handler, but i do have a guy best friend and dont like getting my nails done either.