Oh, Anne Hathaway! How could you?! Whose idea was this?!
At the start of Anne's first solo promo for the Academy Awards, we swelled with joy. There she was, statuesque and gorgeous, perched a top the same balcony as Madonna had for her role in Evita. And as the music started to play and we got our first hints of Don't Cry For Me
Genovia Argentina, we were ready to be all kinds of impressed.
And then she had to go and ruin it! Curse you Wreckx-N-Effect and your catchy, booty shaking jam!
Behold the travesty that is this promo (above)!
Okay, we kid, we kid. It's mildly humorous. We still would have rather seen her work her Princess Diaries fanny into a frenzy over Andrew Lloyd Webber rather than Rump Shaker. Bah!