Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
And can we just say - it's not so great. Sorry.
Since there is no way in hell that is ever going to happen, the duo obliged him during a pre-show interview today and gave the script a run-through.
Check out their response to his jokes in the video (above).
Take a listen to James throwing shade at Ricky! Someone is NOT a fan!