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Bristol Palin Is Releasing A Memoir!

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Step aside, Snooki Snickers! There's a new master of the written word named Bristol Palin, and she's ready to take the literary world by storm!

That's right, the former Vice Presidential Candidate's daughter/Dancing With The Stars contestant/Secret Life of the American Teenager special guest star is adding 'published author' to her list of accomplishments, and has signed a deal with William Morrow to publish
her memoir, Not Afraid of Life, which will provide "an inside look at her life."

Morrow reveals:

“Bristol gives readers an intimate behind-the-scenes look at her life for the first time, from growing up in Alaska to coming of age amid the media and political frenzy surrounding her mother’s political rise; from becoming a single mother while still a teenager to coping as her relationship with her baby’s father crumbled publicly — not once, but twice. Bristol talks about the highs and lows of her appearance on ABC-TV’s ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ including the aching hours of practice, the biting criticisms, and the thrill of getting to the show’s finals. She speaks candidly of her aspirations for the future and the deep religious faith that gives her strength and inspiration. Plainspoken and disarmingly down to earth, Bristol offers new insight and understanding of who she is and what she values most.”

Ha! We don't think we've ever heard someone's writing described positively as 'plainspoken,' but there's a first time for everything! Just like becoming famous for getting knocked up while your mom runs for Vice President!

LOLz!

Thoughts??

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31 comments to “Bristol Palin Is Releasing A Memoir!”



  1. 1

    Entitled what? My Three Chins?



  2. 2

    Ya should stop BASHING her because her CONSERVATIVE views are different then your LIBERAL views. Because you choose your words more carefully then a few months ago doesn't mean you aren't implying HATE, HATE, HATE.



  3. 3

    I can't imagine what a 20 year old single mother who has not worked an honest day in her life could possibly teach the rest of us. Nothing I dislike more than the 'do as I say, not as I do' crowd. Pass.



  4. 4

    "Recommend virtue to your children; it alone, not money, can make them happy. I speak from experience." Beetoven



  5. 5

    Milk it while you can, the spotlight is fading fast…..



  6. 6

    Well, as her closed-minded right wing, conservative pals would say…
    "BOOK BURNING TONIGHT ANYBODY??"



  7. 7

    Re: Chicklette
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    "Nothing I dislike more than the 'do as I say, not as I do' crowd. Pass."
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    You mean like Fatass Michelle Obama, who sacrifices every night dining on Kobe Beef and Lobster Thermidor? I can't stand hypocrites either!
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    Bristol, two words: Jenny Craig.

  8. Tasos says – reply to this


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    Sorry ass intolerant hypocrite that you are, there you go again with your demagogy against one who disagrees with you; low life. You haven't changed worth crap, worthless lying hater. You want tolerance? Practice it.



  9. 9

    Deep religious faith? Really? Last time I checked, it states clearly in the Bible that you shouldn't have sex before marriage. I guess her copy omitted that little tidbit. Is she going to preach about abstinence again? Lol.



  10. 10

    Is it a DIET BOOK? This will fail if it is not. They want it to come out right before the end of the year so as to take attention away form her IDIOT mother.
    I cannnot stand the Palin freakshow



  11. 11

    SHE HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO OFFER. I HOPE SNOOKI'S BOOK SELLS MORE THAN HERS, AT LEAST SNOOKI KNOWS SHE IS A JOKE. UNLIKE THIS PRETENTIOUS WHORE



  12. 12

    what could this fat ass teach the rest of the world? absolutely nothing. she's a freakin monster who got knocked up while she was a teenager. and the father no longer wants to be with her because she's gained so much weight and their baby turned out to look like frankenstein. so he's out of the picture. lol this chick isn't even a celeb. what talent does she have? nothing at all. although she is good at being a whore. and what is up with her triple chins? lol time to lose weight sweetie .your just gonna go down the drain along with your lame book. and i though snooki was worse. lol i can't stand either one but when it comes between choosing out of these two. i'll choose snooki. at least she doesn't have triple chins. lol and she's funny. bristol is a joke.



  13. 13

    Re: luvs2tango – You mean like Fatass Michelle Obama, who sacrifices every night dining on Kobe Beef and Lobster Thermidor? I can't stand hypocrites either!

    It's OBVIOUS Michelle O. does not eat like that every night. Maybe you need to get your eyesight checked out.



  14. 14

    Please what can she possibly convey that is worth anything. She lives in a bubble that her fucking Moronic Money Chasing, thanking god John McCain choose her Mother has built around her.



  15. 15

    Re: luvs2tango – Whatever . . . Michelle Obama is not fat, silly . . . And, as for Bristol, she can barely speak, so I am guaranteeing she cannot write. She takes after her mother. She wrote a book by herself, right!



  16. 16

    Re: Chicklette
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    The debt that the Obama Regime has placed on our country, is so dangerous, that arguing about Michelle's ass is stoopid.



  17. 17

    "all the words I know" I thought you weren't going to bully people any more. A$$hole!

  18. lck says – reply to this


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    what is it she has to talk about at 20 and what publisher was stupid enough to give her a contract? i guess there is the slap and tickle in the back seat of levi's car that got her knocked up.



  19. 19

    make her go awaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy



  20. 20

    Bristol Palin's 1st child is the baby Sarah Palin claims is her last, Trig. Does she talk about THAT in her book! I will believe that until the day I die.



  21. 21

    How is Sarah Palin that different from Kris Jenner? Whoring out her kids!



  22. 22

    Hey there Bristol,
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    Don't listen to all the chatter of Saul Alinsky's 'Rules for Radicals' playbook propoganda, foisted upon your family.
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    The scrutiny is only going to get worse, with this Middle East thing.
    Your mom always understood, the importance of America staying strong, by having a realistic drilling for oil policy, for a Superpower.
    Obama doesn't. He looks even weaker and more incompetent (if that's even possible).
    Your mom becomes even more relevant!
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    I'm sure you've been introduced to the wonderful Machaca Beef and Mexican Pizzas, Arizona is known for. YUMMY
    Get a handle on your weight.
    Don't waste your youth, not being your best.
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    Stay strong.
    We TeaParty people don't listen to the chatter either.
    We still love your mom.
    We've got your back.



  23. 23

    Re: luvs2tango – Did you know that one of the "non-negotiable core beliefs" of the Tea Party is that, "Gun Ownership Is Sacred"? Merriam-Webster says the word "sacred" means: "dedicated or set apart for the service or worship of a deity." I worship Jesus, you worship gun ownership. You tea party people are weird.



  24. 24

    You're rude, Perez!

    What ever happened to being nice to others!? You're worse than the other bullies out there and you're setting a poor example for others out there. Shame on you.



  25. 25

    The Tea Party and Sarah Palin give me severe diarrhea and like a shapeless wet crap I wish I could flush them all down the toilet. Anyone who thinks Sarah , Thee Tea Party or her blubber offspring have any real tangible thing to offer this country besides uneducated rhetoric prove me wrong. Selling out your state and your country for fame and false patriotism will get u all in HELL. Ya hear me now
    u muckraking whore ???????????



  26. 26

    Re: luvs2tango – If you dislike progressives and democrats has much as you claim, why the hell do you come to a GAY man's blog and comment ALL THE TIME? You have a lot of hatred in your life. I've never heard so much hate and disdain from some of the people on this site including you.

    You make not like Perez Hilton or his politics. He is using his fame to help causes he believes in and he is protected by the first amendment just like you are able to make nasty little hateful (and by the looks of some of them uneducated) comments on this blog. And every time you click on his web page he gets money and is laughing all the way to the bank. I think now he has 4 website blogs that get millions of hits all over the world everyday. How many do you have?



  27. 27

    Re: fairypwr4life
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    "If you dislike progressives and democrats has much as you claim, why the hell do you come to a GAY man's blog and comment ALL THE TIME?"
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    I do it to annoy you.



  28. 28

    What the fuck is up with her chin? Is that a bad chin implant?? I thought Jennifer Aniston was the only one w/ a bad one. Looks like it's melting cuz of the weight of the 2nd chin.



  29. 29

    YUCK!
    No Thanks!
    The Wailin' Palins make me sick!



  30. 30

    Maybe with her money she can get surgery to get rid of that second chin. Girl, that second chin is NOT cute. Ha!



  31. 31

    thats great ! maybe she can use the money to have two or three of those chins lopped off !