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Meet Charlie Sheen's Goddesses!

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Well, if this doesn't send chills down your spine with discomfort, you must have tiger's blood flowing through your veins!

Many have wondered what kind of women would be crazy - or desperate, your choice - enough to get involved romantically with Charlie Sheen, especially during his latest, most notable public meltdown, but there are apparently two, and they spoke out about their life in his 'Sober Valley Lodge' this morning on Good Morning America!

Check out a clip of the interview with the ladies, graphic designer Natalie Kenly and porn star Rachel Oberline (above)!

Ugh. Don't they kind of have the creepy, zombie-like feel that Katie Holmes sometimes does when she's around Tom Cruise? Like the shackles are around their ankles, so they can't be seen by the cameras!

And get those children out of there! Good lord!

Those poor things need to be taken into protective custody ASAP - especially with the rate things are going!

Such a shame. Thoughts??

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48 comments to “Meet Charlie Sheen's Goddesses!”



  1. 1

    O…M…G…. What the hell???

  2. cymro says – reply to this


    2

    why bring katie holmes and tom into this? bully!!! after reporting about katie and her court case and acting supportive earlier. you are such a hypocrite. vile.



  3. 3

    Goddesses? I don't think so. Looks like two girls that need money and want fame.



  4. 4

    What a wonderful, uplifting message! Thanks ladies for making PORN STAR the new DOCTOR for little girls everywhere. AWESOMENESS. Although these girls probably played TOO MUCH DOCTOR as kids to be living with such a train wreck. Love you Perez!



  5. 5

    WOW, he is messed up. He looks like he's aged at least 10 years, and he seems totally tweaked out. I don't really buy that he's passed his drug tests, because we all know that he's an addict, and he can certainly pay off the right people to say that he passed or have someone else take the tests for him. It's sad. He is a good actor, not Oscar worthy, but good. His poor children have to see him messed up and living with multiple women. It's just crazy. He's crazy.



  6. 6

    He's a lunatic. This reminds me of how fun it was to watch Britney spiral downward until you realize that she's miserable and could die, then it's just sad. He needs help.

  7. bwire says – reply to this


    7

    OMG..Only in CA. Where is child services???????? Or for that matter where are the GRANDPARENTS???!!! Normal family? Charlie Sheen and his two hookers are an INSULT to the American Family! And I don't care if you have two dads, two moms, or a mom and a dad, this is just plain WRONG. And you should have not Tom and Katie. Those kids would be a trillion times better off with the two aliens!



  8. 8

    this is really sad.



  9. 9

    can't you tell that the girl on the left (viewer's left) is completely obliterated on coke during the interview?! look at how her jaw goes, she's completely clenched and grinding the entire time!!



  10. 10

    OMG!! What has gone into him?!
    I cant believe what I'm seeing! No really.. WOW!!!



  11. 11

    These girls look like slags. Can't Charlie at least pay so that they can get their roots done?? Heck, even Kacey Jordan got $30,000 worth of "hush" money. GET THOSE KIDS OUT OF THERE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!



  12. 12

    He can do whatever he wants to do, but I feel really bad for his little boys. Obviously, his daughters are good, because Denise Richards isn't a train wreck and has their best interest at heart. But Brooke, wtf is she doing? I'd being going to court ASAP to get all visitation with Charlie monitored. I would never want my little babies around those crazy gross women. No fucking way.



  13. 13

    SOMEONE *PLEASE* take those CHILDREN out of that shithole nuthouse!!!!!!!! they're going to be SO FUCKED UP if someone doesn't step in.



  14. 14

    Sure has a crazed look in his eyes, beware of the star whackers Chaz.



  15. 15

    I totally agree with you, those kids need to be taken out of there! They should not be growing up around those two pornstars and especially not their disgusting excuse of a father. "We all love each other here".. ya my ass. The only thing they love is his money. This makes me sick.



  16. 16

    winning lol.



  17. 17

    I thought they would be better looking. Trashy blonde must be his kink.



  18. 18

    Whyyyy? I was in the gym gettin my workout on and had to see that shriveled up crackhead and two whores on the t.v. He is a looser who is in denial about his drug problem and now fucked his career. Dumbass.



  19. 19

    Btw, did anyone notice the blonde on the left wit the white tank grinding her teeth as she spoke? Looked like the bitch was tweeked.



  20. 20

    They look tweaked out



  21. 21

    what kind of terrible mother would let her sons live with her drug addicted ex, and his two coke whores?! ANY decent mother would recognize that this is an awful environment to raise children in!
    Somebody needs to take these boys away to a safer home.

  22. zenny says – reply to this


    22

    Hey Perez, good old Charlie is crazy like a fox! LOL! His ratings will go through the roof after all this bruhaha and he will be demanding at least 5 million per episode of his TV gig, not to mention any movies in the works. He has what all guys want, a couple of knockout stupid broads who hope their involvement with him will get them some reflected fame and fortune. Charlie is da man and compares favorably with king Playboy stud Hefner! I'm jealous, along with all the other horny guys who aren't lucky enuff to have 2 great looking poon tangs in their beds stroking their salamis. LOL!



  23. 23

    The one on the left is definitely on something- the jaw says it all. Where is Brooke? I can't imagine that with his violent and abusive past, it would be too hard for her to get sole custody of those poor boys. Charlie is starting to sound like Charles Manson with his cult-like rants and 'charismatic leader' behavior. Those girls definitely drank his kool-aid and will probably be shopping for white Nikes very soon.



  24. 24

    Re: zenny – Charlie is da man??? Are you fucking kiddin me? He has a HUGE problem with drugz and on top of that is so outta control wit it that he gets busted for it over and over and over again. His career is DONE for now just like Lindsay Lohan and anyone who thinks otherwise is insane.



  25. 25

    man, with all his money you'd think he'd have better quality whores. He looks like shit by the way.



  26. 26

    Charlie sounds EXACTLY liks an old COREY FIELDMAN interview hes saying same crazy shit and sounds identical…its crazy…and his body movments looks like Michael J fox. Its sad…



  27. 27

    What kind of network would be okay with including his kids with this type of situation going on in his life? His boys can look back that 20/20 had them on a show at age 3 to discuss their father’s drug and drinking issues while making judgment on this character and state of mind. We can blame him for poor judgment bc that what he is doing these days but what about the network responsibility to the boys??? Nothing said about that but please remove the kids. If Charlie likes hookers & porn stars what do you really expect them to look like?????

  28. mw says – reply to this


    28

    get those kids OUT!!!



  29. 29

    Goddesses= Star-Phuckers!



  30. 30

    Where is child services? Get those kids out of there!



  31. 31

    Ugh.Bree likes to have fun with tv remote controls.Dirty tricks



  32. 32

    FUCK-ING INSANE TRAIN WRECK!!!! This man is sick sick sick. For the hope of his kids, I hope that this stops!



  33. 33

    When a porn star looks like the healthiest person in the house, oooh snap that cannot be good! We agree that nanny is tweeking. Even when she's not speaking she can be still. And Chuck weighs the same as those girls. His skin looks all dehydrated, his hair is funked up and when he lifts his shirt and all those crappy tats and no belly fat, and his eyes look sooo tired. He is still binging. What everyone is saying about him is getting to him so he is trying to prove he's got it all going on so he's using to keep doing all he things he needs to "appear" he is in control. This is going to be a loosing battle, Weener.



  34. 34

    you dont want people judging you for your sexuality but your judging this whole situation based on hear say.



  35. 35

    Big deal, is anyone really shocked by this?



  36. 36

    Re: Renae Mary Jones – hear say? are you not watchng tv?



  37. 37

    wow, when they said "we love charlie" I thought it sounded so familiar. and then it hit me, the movie helter skelter… those ladies also were devoted to a charlie and that seemed to work out really well for them. awwwww, love.

  38. auds says – reply to this


    38

    oh my god, i am SO disturbed. both women are absolutely hideous and they look like crack whores. can't someone put this nut job out of his misery? take those poor kids away from them!!



  39. 39

    Gross and Grosser.

    Hey Charlie- Two 5's don't make a 10. These girls are super fug.



  40. 40

    i hope these nasty skanks go belly up on the next bender



  41. 41

    Yes do get those poor children out of there! WTF is his ex wife thinking? Is she even trying to get them away from him? I know I know, they share custody but he clearly is not in the right state of mind right now. And has these two gold-diggers looking after his kids. As for the women, I don't think they should go into acting anytime soon. LOL



  42. 42

    K !!! i have two important things to say LOL
    first off that Natalie girl is on DRUGS! it is obvious by the way her jaw moves to the side when she talks. I know someone who does MDA and this happens to them ever since then!!! ALSO…that porn star gf was on The Kardashians first season!! she was that "skanky" nanny that Kris hired for her husband!! bahaha..i know this because i was just watching a rerun two nights ago!! its her for sure. lol inneresting. there is def something messed up going on…obviously they have drug binges. i hope that he can fight his demons…i wouldnt leave my kids with him..and thats sad because he obviously loves them :( .



  43. 43

    Re: susieQ11 – i was reminded of charles manson and his "family" as well.



  44. 44

    The one on the left is obviously smacked out on blow.
    The one on the right was a slutty nanny on the Kardashians (got kicked out by Kris), and just this past October said she had no respect for Sheen and wanted nothing to do with him.
    Whatever.



  45. 45

    Re: mizzmaxine – YES! I was just about to say that. She's got that Tom Arnold (when he was coked out) jaw-gnashing. And not only in the ABC interview, she's way worse in the other interviews. Brooke Mueller needs to keep that restraining order intact. Charlie may have tested clean Monday, but guaranteed, if he hasn't fallen off the wagon by now, he will!



  46. 46

    holy shit…. dude was clearly on coke during that interview



  47. 47

    natalie (the girl on the left) definitely looks like an addict. she looks gaunt, and tweaked out the entire interview. that porn star does not look like she loves him, she had a disgusted look on her face when he went to kiss her. charlie definitely seems like he has a mental illness, and i find it disgusting how these gold-digging skanks are using that as their ticket to money and fame.



  48. 48

    Goddesses? Gold diggers more like. I'm so glad those poor children were removed from Charlie Sheen's home. There is something desperately wrong with that man. I'm very sorry for all his children. I especially feel for his eldest child-she must feel so humiliated by her dad's ongoing behavior.