Ch-ch-check out Obama's AH-Mazing final WHCD speech (above)!
We've never really found the right time to use the word "obliterated" when it comes to hitting the sauce, until now.
What we didn't know was the extent of the intoxication:
"When she got out of the car, she couldn't stand. We had to help her stand," L.A. County Sheriff's Office spokesperson Steve Whitmore said. "She didn't know where she was and she didn't know her own address. We took her into custody for her own protection."
Dang gurl, that sounds like you were pretty wasted, and it is just so sad to see.
You've got all that beauty and talent, we hate to see it all be lost to alcohol. We know you're much stronger than that, and if you would just go get some help, you'd DEF be back on top in no time!
You should probably drop that boy, though, because anyone knows the drinking and driving is ridiculously stupid.
We all know you guys can afford a cab!
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