As we reported, our resident fave quote source has started a Twitter.
How did he kick it off?
Why, with winning of course!
Is there anything that Charlie Sheen can't defeat??
Here are the inaugural tweets:
 Winning..! Choose your Vice… #winning #chooseyourvice http://twitpic.com/455ly9
 Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show… I'd rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a '75 Pacer….
 Winner..! 2012… #winner http://twitpic.com/4575pd
 The only watch that keeps Warlock time - Class of 1927 ring "Bambino U" #winning http://twitpic.com/458bdr
Oh wow… DEF turning on phone tweets!
We wonder if warlocks are always on time with the help of those watches that deal specifically with warlock time, and we also wonder if warlocks usually have tiger blood, and are sometimes considered bitchin' martians.
If somebody knows, tell us what's up!
Blow up our phones with tweets, Sheenie!
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