Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Walk of shame!
Yesterday afternoon, after spending several hours behind bars for driving drunk, Christina Aguilera's boyfriend, Matt Rutler, retrieved his car from the impound looking a tad less ashamed than he really should've been.
So, Matt - you've just been arrested for a DUI and embarrassed the hell out of your famous girlfriend who now has to add a misdemeanor to the long list of debilitating crisises in her life, including a broken marriage and a flailing career…what are you going to do next???
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]