They really are the definition of a perfect couple!
Let's be honest, who else makes married life and walking dogs look so effortless??
How polite and cute of them!
But not about Charlie's troubles or anything.
About, you know, the whole bedroom situation!
Oberlin (the porn star formerly known as Bree Olson) says:
"We do whatever Charlie wants us to do," says the 22-year-old Oberlin of the threesome's sex life. "This is the type of lifestyle I've always wanted, and I'm thrilled with it."
So what, do they all just share one big giant bed even when they're not feeling frisky??
Kenly, 24, says they share a single bed that's big enough to fit all of them, each taking turns sleeping in the middle of a triple-decker sandwich. Epic-partying Sheen, 45, does keep a second, separate bed (in the same room) just in case someone needs "a place to sleep in peace," Kenly adds.
Or perhaps Charlie will get a 3rd lady and as the newcomer that will be her bed?? LOLz!
Now, some people might be wondering just how long this arrangement has been going on.
Well, not long. Sheen only started dating Kenly three months ago, and Oberlin just one. So we can understand if ex-wife Brooke is a little iffy about the new family dynamic for her their kids!
We're not exactly knocking the lifestyle if that's what works for some people. And who's to really say that both Kenly and Oberlin aren't the nicest girls ever?
We just think that the environment and instability that Charlie creates might not be the best. And if having goddesses adds to that instability, well, the kids should ALWAYS come first.
[Image via WENN.]