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And Now, A Reading From A Book Of Poetry By Charlie Sheen - For Real!

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Oh, if we'd only known back then, we would have bought a copy for each and every one of you.

Did you know that besides being an actor/warlock, Charlie Sheen is also a poet? Course you did! This is the man that inspired us with the phrase, "Can't is the cancer of happen," not too long ago.

But did you know that in 1990, he self-published his own book of poetry??? Oh yes, it happened!

Now, unfortunately, the book, called A Peace of My Mind, (Clever!) has since gone out-of-print, so Amazon won't be able to help you. However, we've got a little taste of Charlie's moving words for you here.

As it turns out, Charlie's book was illustrated by director Adam Rifkin. The pair ended up collaborating with Charlie's poetry again, when Adam used Charlie's sweet words for the trailer of his terrifying film Tale of Two Sisters. Never heard of it? Then consider yourself warned because this is some dark, creeper-infested John Waters territory you are about to head into.

You can listen to Charlie read his poetry and subject yourself to night terrors by watching the trailer HERE, but for the rest of you, allow us to share you his words. With his awe-inspiring tiger blood quill pen, Charlie wrote:

Afternoon chaos turned to laughter,
As the lady in grey pierces the surface of the private aquarium,
Peach body held tight by the warmth of day,
Eyes fixed to locate, steady flow consumed,
A charred eruption takes suddenly the safety from her glow.
No place to hide, clear water raging black,
Looking hard for shallow hope, it’s gone, she consumed it.
Mascara bleeding, eyes of fire turned to stone,
Forced smile fading, laughing jackal breaks the leash.

Cue the chills!

P.S. - Does anyone else need anymore evidence that this dude is unstable???

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18 comments to “And Now, A Reading From A Book Of Poetry By Charlie Sheen - For Real!”

  1. Eilee says – reply to this


    1

    STOP REPORTING ON THIS TRAIN WRECK!
    No one want to watc it anymore. IT's over. STOP WRITING ABOUT HIM YOU ARE NOW BECOMING A SICKO TOO

    Just leave him be and hopefully his family will help him



  2. 2

    Now that is some crack head poetry!



  3. 3

    Re: Eilee – i get phsyiological by webcam
    rich sapporo beer with rocco



  4. 4

    Re: EileeRe: EileeRe: EileeRe: EileeRe: EileeRe: EileeRe: EileeRe: EileeRe: EileeRe: EileeRe: EileeRe: Eilee – and meanwhile you're acting unbelievably evil
    people think of akif

  5. YUCK says – reply to this


    5

    ur such a loser pigz, who will even remember you when you die with a cok stuck down your blubbery throat.



  6. 6

    you cant be serious…. dude is all kindsa crazy!



  7. 7

    Now that's some poetry!… I actually liked it - A lot.



  8. 8

    Awe-inspiring marijuanities from the zonk brain.



  9. 9

    Fucking awesome poetry and great delivery. Nice one Charlie.



  10. 10

    I think this stuff means something to Charlie. But it's not accessible to just about anyone else. And if you're stone-cold sober, you don't stand a chance of getting his drift.



  11. 11

    Hi Perez~

    Not sure if you read th amazon.com reviews on his book, but the #1 review is from John Stamos. Interesting feedback, considering what's going on these days… the feedback is too long to leave it here, but you really should check it out… I postd a snippet of it below.

    M~

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    5.0 out of 5 stars Carlos Etstevez is the best estevez (just behind joe), August 26, 2001
    By john stamos (LACA) - See all my reviewsThis review is from: A Peace of My Mind (Paperback)



  12. 12

    Wow, that's crap. Though the illustrator is talented.



  13. 13

    it's poetry. it's to be appreciated, don't say someone is "crazy" based on their poetry. It's like you'd be saying Sylvia Plath was fucked up because of her twisted work.



  14. 14

    giving "a peice of his mind" wouldnt be much left

    "a charred eruption is that in his pants "

    hahahaha

    charlie charlie sheen sheen
    such drama to be seen on my screen
    i cant decide if hes nice or mean
    charlie charlie sheen sheen



  15. 15

    Poetry is very personal. You can't say someone is crazy because of what they wrote. That only shows YOUR ignorance. I thought it was rather well written. It's a shame that you seem to relish people's fall from what your idea of grace is. It is not only disgusting, but what is even more disturbing, it is the lack of conscience in which you do it.

  16. uyeah says – reply to this


    16

    Perez once again you display what a moron you are. That is great poetry. I'm starting to get impressed with Sheen more and more.



  17. 17

    i consider this beautiful poetry, if anyone else had written it, you would too.
    you are scolding this man for being the only truthful celebrity who owns up to his mistakes and doesn't hide his true personality
    yet you scold someone like miley cyrus for lying about her true ways of life
    i guess celebrities are either fake angels or insane train wrecks



  18. 18

    If you want to get your sheen on check out this site
    www.getyoursheenon.com