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Billy Joel To Write Autobiography!

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Well, this ought to be inneresting!

Billy Joel has reportedly signed a deal to write an autobiography, which he plans to call The Book of Joel!

Set to be published in June by HarperCollins, the memoir will chronicle the singer's marriage to Christie Brinkley, as well as his role as a father to Alexa Ray!

We're sure many will be excited to read this, but frankly, we'd just prefer him to release some new music!

However, we doubt that will ever happen!

Too bad!

What do U think?? Will U read The Book of Joel??

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8 comments to “Billy Joel To Write Autobiography!”

  1. 1

    We'd rather he write a new album.

  2. 2

    Chapter One: I'm a big drunken bald stinky impotent obnoxious asshole who can't properly manage money or women, and let's face it, most of my songs are cheesy and pathetic. The End ha ha ha….

  3. 3

    Love his music. The old stuff from the 70's and 80's are brilliant but I love it all. Sorry to hear that he continues to have problems with depression. I heard he told Howard Stern that he no longer believed in God. I find that to be terribly sad. Hope he goes back to believing. God sure did give him an extraordinary gift of singing and song writing.

  4. 4

    I agree with Perez. I am interested to see what he says, as a fellow Long Islander and HUGE fan, but another album would be amazing.

  5. 5

    Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded – Billy Joel is a great song writer… but I'm not going to bother explaining this to you… I'd much rather ask you this, why are you so hateful? Did Billy Joel steal your wife or something? LOL seriously, this comment you wrote is fucking strange… not because it's not true (it's an opinion…) but because you felt the need to post it on here… it's so hateful. I gotta say though… Have you ever written a hit song? Been married to a supermodel?… And you say he can't "properly manage money"… ummm… whether he can't or not… he still tours all year round, and receives royalties from his countless hits that are still played and used regularly (some 20+ years old)… He's loaded. LOL.. it'd be one thing if you said you didn't like him.. whatever.. but you bashing every single aspect of this man's life as though you have a personal vendetta makes me wonder… What the fuck have you done with your life that's even close to what he's done… & done WHILE being an "big drunken stinky impotent obnoxious asshole"… JEALOUS!

  6. 6

    61 yrs old, talented with a career over 4 decades, lived a hell of life so far…yes, this is when you write a memoir….take note Bristol.

  7. 7

    Re: hocus pocus – Thank you. I was about to respond but you handled it beautifully! Billy Joel has amazing talent! I don't know about the rest of your hateful comments but I do wonder how you would know he's impotent unless you were there. And if you were there, I certainly understand his impotence!

  8. 8

    I just hope he is brutally honest… I understand he lives by the motto "keep your freinds close your enemies closer"… Billy, tell us about the real Christie Brinkley, not about the one with the stupid smile in the papers, the one who trashed you at every turn until the end of her 4th marriage. How she kept you from yopur daughter for years. Another PR tome we dont need.