There's more of them out there than you think!
Last night, while Charlie Sheen was finishing off a pint of tiger's blood at the Sober Valley Lodge, Russell Brand was dressed to the nines and walked the red carpet of Cosmopolitan's Fun Fearless Male event, where he was being honored for being, well, HAWT! LOLZ!
While being interviewed on the red carpet, sources asked Russell about reports that Warlock Charlie wanted Russell's recent SNL appearance for himself and had plans to hijack the show. Calm and cool, Russell explained that it would've been fine by him, saying:
"I believe that is true. I love Charlie Sheen. He's a good bloke."
Oh boy. Now you've done it.
We hope you really meant that because as we speak, Charlie's mounting an army of crazy and he'll be looking for famous recruits to stand behind him, machete in hand, as he slays trolls who stand in his way to world domination.
Either you're with him or against him…but quite frankly, we don't know which is worse!
[Image via WENN.]