Yesterday, Charlie Sheen streamed his crazy again for all of Team Sheen to gawk at and admire. Here are some things we learned in the first five minutes:
Phones were built by trolls.
There are more than 6,000 hours in a day.
Charlie responds well to "buttal" kissing. (Good for all of you to keep in mind if you are applying to be his new "intern."
Check out the video (above) to see more of this latest episode of Sheen's Korner. (above)
Oh, we should also share this gem Charlie dished out during his conversation:
"If you own the home in which you own the trashcan, you should never have to empty it ever, ever, ever again."
Yeah, we don't think so either. You know what we really think? This guy needs some serious, serious help. Just look at him! He's like a glimmer of his former self. Pale and sickly and just BLECK!
Hey, Bob, or whoever the hell you are on the other end of that phone - how's about you stop encouraging his live streams and recommend a vacation. You know, the kind where they PROMISE you'll leave a better man????
Posting THIS photo with THIS caption may not be helping her case!
But Lindsay Lohan did just that on Saturday afternoon when she shared a steamy photo of herself with the world that featured her assets quite heavily!
And while the photo definitely showed off her goods - it may have been pretty ill timing for the celebrity who claims a virus called Chikungunya is the reason she wasn't able to finish her community service.