All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Gorgeous! Gorgeous! Gorgeous!
Britney Spears is one of OUT Magazine's cover girls for the month of April and we have some of the amazing stills from her shoot here for you, as well as her uber-seksi cover (above).
Along with taking these smokin' hot shots, Brit-Brit was asked a few rapid fire questions for her interview. Her answers were short, sweet and all Britney! Check out some of the HIGHlights below:
When was the first time you saw a Britney Spears drag queen?
In New Orleans singing "Slave 4 U." I almost died!
Are there any of your songs that you wish you hadn’t recorded/you don’t really love?
No. All of my songs are f–ing amazing.
How would you feel if one of your sons turned out to be gay?
I love my boys no matter what.
What is the dumbest, most ridiculous rumor that has been printed about you?
That I was an alien.
What is the rumor that hurt the most?
That I had died in a car accident.
What women (living or dead) could make you think twice about your sexuality?
I only have eyes for men.
Who is your favorite Golden Girl?
Betty White, because she’s so sweet and innocent.
Kissing Madonna was…
You’ve been married twice — once for only 55 hours. How do you feel about gay marriage?
I think everyone should be treated equally.
Lady Gaga is…
Christina Aguilera is…
Britney Spears is…
Aw! Perez Hilton is… in love with you!!!
We simply adore you and everything you do!
Such charm! Such simple charm!
Check out more sensational pics from Brit-Brit's shoot in the gallery (below)