It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
If ever there were a group of press-hungry fiends…
Are we sure Michael Lohan isn't an investor here?
Kamofie and Co. jewelry store has just announced that they will be holding an auction for the $2,500 necklace Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole. The proceeds of the auction will go to charity, though which supposed charity remains to be determined. In their official statement, they invited " the public to make suggestions as to the most appropriate charity to receive the benefit of the sale’s proceeds."
So long as the proceeds don't find themselves funneled back into Kamofie and Co., we're okay with whatever. You're only doing this for attention anyway.
Of course, the auction won't and can't take place until AFTER LiLo's criminal case is close. You see, there is still the little matter of determining whether or not LiLo actually stole the damn thing or not so at present, the necklace is being held as evidence by the L.A. County District Attorney.
Hmm. If they're not gonna do this until after the case is resolved, why make the announcement now we wonder???
Oh right, like we said. Press-hungry fiends. Forgot for a sec there.
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