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Drink Up! Tiger Blood For Everyone!

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Red Bull - consider yourself OWNED! (At least for the next week or so…)

Team Sheen, rejoice and be glad, because now you too can drink Tiger's Blood and pAArty like Charlie Sheen. Harco Laboratories has just released a new energy drink that promises to pack enough of a punch to bring you to a Charlie level of insanity winning!

Via the companies the website, Harco promises that their "Bi-Winning Tiger Blood" will give you all the energy you need to conquer your day while merely sipping on their libation in your own Sober Valley Lodge. They add:

"It's made from 100% passion specifically to make your brain fire in a way that's not from this particular terrestrial realm. Tiger Blood allows you to use household items, you're welcome to take more drugs than anyone can survive. Be different, have a different brain, and a different heart. When you feel Tiger Blood in your veins, you'll realize dying's for fools and that can't is the cancer of happen. Period. The end.

Note: This product does not do any of the above, and we don't know what banging 7 gram rocks means. It is, however, a delicious fruit punch flavored energy shot packing 80mg of caffeine. WINNING.

Also: Don't do drugs. Seriously. Don't. Do. Drugs."

Radical. Bitchin'. Tubular. (Wait, has he used that one yet? Eh, only a matter of time.)

One bag will cost you $4, but an "epic 4-pack" can be purchased for $15.96. Take our advice - save your money. Do yourself one better and heed their disclaimer about not doing drugs.

The world already has one Charlie Sheen. Isn't that enough?

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8 comments to “Drink Up! Tiger Blood For Everyone!”

  1. 1

    pretty comical….but still pretty stupid. haha

  2. 2

    shut the hell up about all this tiger blood nonsense! it's disgusting and your contributing to his insanity. sure, it may have been funny at first, but this shyt is old and not cute!

  3. 3

    tiger blood ..i hope it helps him with bree olson..cos she likes it ruff


  4. 4

    this came out ages ago. i saw it at a friends house in january. LATE perez LATE

  5. 5

    ha all this happends in a weeks period and they already have a energy drink. haha halarious

  6. 6

    i think that's funny

  7. 7

    80mg of caffiene
    that cant be healthy for anyone
    i thought charlie already had some other tiger blood which was organic

  8. 8

    SMH people need to stop with all this shit.. stop glorifying this nut job and help him get treatment… dude is bat shit crazy