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Charlie Sheen Gets A Job Offer…In Porn

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We have our suspicions that Sheen's Korner isn't going to be picked up by HBO or anyone else, so maybe he should take this job…and he probably will!

Vivid Entertainment's founder/co-chairman Steven Hirsch has reached out to Charlie Sheen to offer him a job on one of their adult films.

Here's what he had to say to Sheen about directing a porn parody entitled Two and a Half Women in a letter:

“We think it would be great if you would come in and direct the movie. You pick the scenarios, positions, etc. The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage.”

"Based on all the publicity you have been getting, I am sure the sales will be outrageous.”

"In any event, the set is yours…The whole world will be watching."

Hirsch also mentioned that Charlie is welcome to get his Goddesses involved with the production, if he likes.

Is it just us, or does this sound like a dream project for Sheen???

Charlie's #1 focus should be seeking help right now…buuuuut if he's not going to do that, then yeah…we say go for it!

Plus, who could say NO to a porn movie with such a clever title as Two and a Half Women??? LOLz.

Would U "watch" a porn movie directed by Charlie Sheen?

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17 comments to “Charlie Sheen Gets A Job Offer…In Porn”



  1. 1

    hahahahahahahahahahaha



  2. 2

    He has a history of involvement with "ladies of porn". I remember one of them on Howard Stern telling of how she was paid a hefty fee to be a consort but really didn't have much "contact" with him.
    Who knows maybe he would be happier directing adult films and the lifestyle.



  3. 3

    CLASSIC! Sheen loves PORN. He's a TROLL, TROLL, TROLL if he backs-out from the offer to direct.



  4. 4

    Agreed Bushwack, it would suit him perfectly and be a great dig to those nay sayers out there. Then as for mario he would love to direct or have a "bit" part in "To Many Men To Handle…But I will try" :)



  5. 5

    Porn ruins families.



  6. 6

    sad.
    didn't he had much more talent than that?

    & by the way: his 'girlfriend' seems to be very stupid - you can tell by the way she was laughing on that roof …



  7. 7

    Two and A Half Women….two average sized females and a 'little' porn star! love it. print it.

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    8

    to be honest I wouldn't be surprise if he says yes. charlie sheens screams porn director just by looking at him and seeing his lifestyle he i didn't know he was a actor I would say he must be a porn director this is like charlie sheen dream come true how many pornstars has he not dated? exactly he always dates or goes out porn stars this fits him perfectly.



  9. 9

    Well if he doesn't want to "act" or star in the porns we will know his Package is small. I can't see him directing without having some of the pleasure, no pun intended…..wait yes it was!



  10. 10

    Perfect fit…he's disgusting, and that's usually the #1 qualification to work in the industry.



  11. 11

    YES!!!! I'd watch it!

    It'd be a bonus if he were in it ;;)



  12. 12

    He is exactly like the guy he played in the movie X-rated the one he did with his brother. the Farrell Brothers they made a huge porno in the 70s Behind the Green Door with Marilyn Chambers (RIP) anyhoodle Charlie played they crazy druggy brother ex-wives o plenty, porn, mental illness wife abuse just like Charlie! The (good) brother finally has enough and shoots the (crazy) one. They also own a strip club the O'Farrell in SF. Just like him…sad.



  13. 13

    Okay I did a wee bit of googleing it was not the Farrell brothers it was the Mitchell brothers! sorry!!



  14. 14

    Fuck yeah, Charlie's so bad he's good! Bring it on!



  15. 15

    This would seem to suit who him since he's a nasty lying crazy pig. He would be a natural.



  16. 16

    perfect gig for him….wonder why they didn't ask him to star???? could be he's sooooo not handsome anymore…could be that all that crazy and all those drugs could prevent the"king" from getting it up…he's a troll.



  17. 17

    jahajahajaha, yes…