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Move Over, Rachael Ray! Charlie Sheen Is In The Kitchen Now

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At least he's got a sense of humor about himself…assuming he realized this was a joke.

Check out the video (above) of Charlie Sheen teaching the world how to cook, in a perfectly coherent manner.

At first, this seemed like it was just another excuse for Charlie to overuse words like "winning" and "warlock," but when he grabbed a bottle of wine and said it was "tea made from ground dinosaur fossils," we were pretty much won over.

Good for them for not using the obvious "tiger blood" joke! We appreciate that kind of thing.

What do U think of Charlie's cooking show? Did you learn a lot?

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36 comments to “Move Over, Rachael Ray! Charlie Sheen Is In The Kitchen Now”

  1. 1

    The man is pure genius! Hilarious!

  2. 2

    Awesome! He should just have his own channel!

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  4. 4

    Didn't watch it. Don't want to encourage him to continue his media frenzy.

  5. 5

    Wow. That was crap. Trying way too hard to be funny. Nothing but the ramblings of a cracked out loser. He's so over.

  6. 6

    He's gotta be on something, besides Charlie Sheen…

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  8. 8

    OMG - now that was funny - loved it!!!

  9. ick says – reply to this


    He is very talented. When he's in the right hands, he just flourishes! Rock On!!

  10. 10

    Funny and well done. And the Funny or Die crew said he was prepared and professional. No sign of crazy at all. Nice that he can make fun of himself.

  11. 11

    I can't decide if he's crazy or genius…maybe both?

  12. 12

    Re: gemmarae – just commenting on this encouraged the media frenzy around him

  13. 13

    he is great.

  14. 14

    This was good. I enjoyed it. I hope Sheen wins his lawsuit. Crazy or not, he has a good case.

  15. 15

    Loving it!

  16. 16

    I dont know whether to LOL, cry, or be scared for him. He is nuts

  17. 17

    The poor guy smokes so much it is just shocking. I mean can you just imagine what he smells like? I wonder if Marlboro would be interested in signing him. I just feel if he hadn't have gone so over the top with everything he could have kept his job, but he had to take it past the point of insanity.

  18. 18

    boring as hell imo

  19. 19

    Lol Charlie Sheen is crazy, but he actually is making good entertainment with all of this. And he DID use the 'tiger blood' joke to whoever wrote that blog.

  20. 20

    .hahahahahahahahaha this was actually so good.

  21. 21

    LOL, he makes me laugh in a good way.

  22. 22

    Charlie Sheen is truly the master of this universe. He's totally going to win his lawsuit against the suits at CBS. Team Charlie all the way…

  23. 23

    He has the best one liners I've ever heard! "All green things must die."

  24. 24

    Personally I think he is funny as hell. For all of those saying "don't mock him he has a problem" I say WHATEVER. He's a big boy. I think he's actually quite intelligent.

  25. 25

    Re: candyapples – I think he's both but, like Robert downey Jr., he owns it and it makes me love him despite his flaws. Like Robert, thouhg, I hope he gets himself together.

  26. 26

    we have a winner.

  27. 27

    Re: candyapples – EXACTLY what I was thinking…..;)

  28. 28

    hes keeping me laughing each day … hes a natural at comedy yes the whole chain smoking when the whole world is giving up would be making the smoke companies and cancer wards clap their hands ..

  29. Laury says – reply to this


    I still cannot decide whether he's crazy or a genius. Either way, that was funny.

  30. 30

    OF COURSE he knows it's a joke, you dumb idiot. It's hilarious. He's a comic genius and a very smart man. All genius has some crazy in them. That's what makes them different from the average Joe. Just because YOU hate him, doesn't make him awful to everyone else. Remember how you hated Jen Aniston and made fun of Britney and now all your posts kiss their ass?

  31. Eizza says – reply to this



    I'm dying at how funny he is!

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  33. 33

    Awesome…I think I might love Charlie Sheen…

  34. 34

    I don't know if it's funny or creepy

  35. 35

    That was fantastic! Winning!

  36. 36

    There is a fine line between genius and crazy with Charlie Sheen balancing precariously on the precipice. As long as he doesn't beat up anymore skanks, hookers or porn stars, we should let him do his thing.

    Loved it, so funny! Someone should snap this up and hire his ass. Once he's got a job again we'll not see anymore internet Gadaffiesque ramblathons.