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Lindsay's Got A Dirty, Damaging Little Secret!

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It's apparently so scathing, that if any judge were to uncover it, she'd be screwed!

At the moment, Lindsay Lohan is weighing some pretty hefty options concerning her felony theft case. On the one hand, she can accept a plea deal and spend 3 months (19 days with overcrowding) in prison and have it be over and done with. On the other hand, she can plead not guilty, take this thing to trial and fight to prove her innocence. While we can't say whether she is guilty or not, she might want to think twice before taking her case to trial. Not only is she facing one toughie of a judge, but according to a new report, there is something "shocking" and "devastating" against Lindsay in her probation report that could surface should she go to trial.

Apparently, this dirty little secret of LiLo's is so scandalous, it has never been made public before. It's so scathing that the source who revealed the existence of this information wouldn't dare give specifics. But more so, this tidbit is supposedly so damaging, that should Judge Stephanie Sautner become aware of it, she'd probably throw the book at Lindsay!

Color us VERY intrigued!

Upon hearing this report, Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, issued a statement, saying:

"Judge Schwartz made it abundantly clear Thursday, on the record, that the probation violation, if proven, would be based on the theft allegation and nothing more. If there was such 'devastating' information in the Probation Report, wouldn't the allegations be based on that?"

Good point…but we're not convinced.

More and more it seems abundantly clear that Lindsay has to take this plea deal. Her options just seem to be gateways to even more scandal.

Be careful, LiLo. Your whole future is riding on this decision. Choose wisely.

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30 comments to “Lindsay's Got A Dirty, Damaging Little Secret!”



  1. 1

    why did she do that dumb shit to her lips and nose. her lips look sooo fake.

    and its pretty obvious that every time she goes to court shes making a deal for money from the people who give her the clothes. she has no respect for the judge. wear a suit, its not a fashion show runway. but shes so desparate for cash just like mom and dad.



  2. 2

    I just feel sorry for the girl at this point



  3. 3

    Perez! Break this story!!! You haven't broke a story in a long time. We NEED TO KNOW what this horrific info it!!!!! You can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  4. 4

    She is lost beyond lost. She and Charlie Sheen are each other's only prospects for future hook-ups. Forget the word "relationship" — neither has proven to be capable of that lofty state.



  5. 5

    Just get the jail time over with. It's only 19 days, personally, it should be more than that. It's not enough time for Lindsay to learn any kind of lesson.



  6. 6

    ……yea….theres that raspy coont in the backround, lips-a-flappin…. "dont worry hunny, i'll have a big rail waitin for ya when u get out"



  7. 7

    Holy Awesomeness! Sounds incredible! I want to know now!



  8. 8

    I'd have to say at this point, Lindsay's stubbornness to not accept a plea is showing us that she probably is NOT guilty of stealing the necklace. The girl is probably sick of always being made to look like the douche. Why cop a plea if you KNOW you didn't do it? Copping a plea would be her telling the world that she did it.



  9. 9

    Here’s the latest breaking news on Charlie Sheen. It’s “A Day in the Life of Charlie Sheen” on The Loop Now.

    www.theloopnow.com/?p=7191



  10. 10

    Perez, are you reading the National Enquirer again?



  11. 11

    This Mother- Fuck'n, Slime-Suck'n, Muff-Div'n WHORE SLUT TRAMP SKANK BITCH needs to move to Iowa, work in a homeless shelter, and GET REAL ! This priviliged little TWAT doesn't know how good she has it, and some TOUGH LOVE in prison would do her RIGHT ! Honestly, how many chances can one person get ? She is becoming a CARTOON…even her appearance these days is FREAKISH ! Enuff !



  12. 12

    Note the DUCK lips on Dina….Like Mother, like Daughter !



  13. 13

    BS! Seriously she was busted on doing coke and rehab for it. How much more damaging could this new report be? Yea it's total bullshit.



  14. 14

    if its so awful then maybe we dont need to know? when i was reading this item it reminded me of a rumour that went round about her a while ago - that she was HIV+ but I don't think that would cause a judge to 'throw the book at' her - even in America.



  15. 15

    If it is that bad and she is stupid enough not to take the plea it sounds like her lawyer is not giving her good advice. What are they trying to do bluff?



  16. 16

    …..She has seen more ceilings than MichaelAngelo, so HIV+ rumours would not be outlandish ……….



  17. 17

    Perez….this was already reported on Teee Emmmmmm Zeeeeeee. You couldn't even be bothered to change some of the wording.



  18. 18

    Re: Be-Atch – you made my day with ur first post!



  19. 19

    Why didn't the source tell you what it is? Bunch of baloney.



  20. 20

    I'm not sure Holley is even in her corner any more. She wanted to fire her as a client and the judge said she couldn't. So maybe she's telling Lilo she can win this thing, knowing she can't and embarrassing her along the way with whatever "bombshell" this is. Winning.



  21. 21

    Re: Crabbey – That would be inethical



  22. 22

    Re: bobo99 – She needs to take that awful blonde out of her hair



  23. 23

    sorry but i dont trust reports where they say source or insider !!



  24. 24

    Here's the shocking secret: her saggy boobs are gonna be around her ankles by the time she's thirty.



  25. 25

    Re: mendo0320 – Wht thank you ! Me aims to entertain !

  26. @v@ says – reply to this


    26

    So, I have to read your teaser here, and then go to The Smoking Gun or somewhere to find out what you're dangling here? If I find another good source, I just might stay there. : P



  27. 27

    What the HELL is WRONG with her TITS!? Doesn't she look at photos of herself and realize she needs to do something????



  28. 28

    This overcrowding shit is bullshit. Send her to a jail where she can spend her full sentence

  29. @v@ says – reply to this


    29

    Re: Bobbarita – Squished down into an ill-fitting top just because she liked the leather and the color so pretended that it didn't look like she was a walking happening mammogram?



  30. 30

    19 days? That's it? She should just suck it up and do her time.. Her trial is going to be spread out and long winded.. Just get it over with already