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Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego Capri Anderson? Charlie Sheen's Looking For You!

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Don't you hate it when you can't find a porn star to serve them with legal papers?

What, you've never been in that situation? Well, Charlie Sheen sure has, in fact, he's currently searching for porn star Capri Anderson so he can serve her with legal papers, because he claims she tried to extort him after his Plaza Hotel "incident."

Here's what it says in the lawsuit:

"She fabricated a sensational tale about being assaulted, battered and held against her will, and used that fictional story as a basis for an extortion plot."

Charlie seems dead set on suing her. He tried to get permission to notify Anderson of the lawsuit by "publishing an announcement," and he even hired a private investigator to find her, but both efforts did not work out.

Here's what Anderson had to say about Sheen's failed efforts to find her:

"I have no idea why Charlie hasn't been able to locate me. No one else has had any problem."

"If he wants to see me, he can come to The Scene (strip club) on Long Island April 15 and 16. I'll be a featured dancer."

This is bizarre! Is he really struggling to find her? Or is he trying to make a story out of nothing just to get the word out there and hurt her reputation? With Sheen, it could really go either way.

Why do U think Charlie's been struggling to find porn star Capri Anderson?

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16 comments to “Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego Capri Anderson? Charlie Sheen's Looking For You!”



  1. 1

    Hurt her reputation? Did I seriously just read that? OMFG.



  2. 2

    Charlie looks like Hugh Hefner's slightly younger brother.



  3. 3

    OH GOODNESS!



  4. 4

    I think she was "dancing" at Scores in Baltimore this past Friday…



  5. 5

    I don't think there is much of a reputation to hurt.



  6. 6

    Is Charlie really expecting integrity from an adult film star? Pfffffffffft Charlie grow up.



  7. 7

    don't care



  8. 8

    Its just him being him. He threatened and bad mouthed Denise as a lousy mother when they separated, and she's proven him wrong. And whats to extort? That Sheen is a nutcase? Thats hardly news.



  9. 9

    Why is everyone paying so much attention to Charlie Sheen? Because he is so darn entertaining! See why in “A Day in the Life of Charlie Sheen” on The Loop Now.

    www.theloopnow.com/?p=7191



  10. 10

    maybe they didnt suck hard enough so wasnt worth looking for



  11. 11

    Seriously doubt she's extorting from HIM. Pretty rough 'PLOT'. Ridiculous. If she was truly extorting from him, she' would've left a forwarding address for the money to be sent to. The last thing it sounds like she wants is for Charlie to have her address. She's got a management company, why doesn't he send it there?



  12. 12

    She's given all kinds of interviews lately. How the heck could he not find her. I don't believe him and I don't really care either.



  13. 13

    maybe charlie is subject to the same starwhackers that randy quaid and his wife are running from…jus sayin…

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    14

    Why would he want to open that up again in this way, when they let him off without charges? Could backfire on him. The lawyers will make out well no matter what.



  15. 15

    her first mistake was having anything to do with charlie sheen. her second mistake was letting him know where she'd be. obviously this chick is out of her damn mind



  16. 16

    He could also look on Eros-NY where she selling her services as a prostitute…