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Introducing…The Next Rebecca Black???

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Picked right out of the Toddlers & Tiaras discard pile, we present to you… CJ Fam!

Oh, don't you worry. She brings it just as hard as Rebecca Black did, if not more!

Ch-ch-check out her video for the soon-to-be the theme song to her first movie, the Curly Sue reboot Ordinary Pop Star.

It's fast, it's fun… it's unbearably creepy to see those two guys watching her in their monitor! Eck!

P.S. - Just what exactly are you trying to achieve, Ark Music Factory?!

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38 comments to “Introducing…The Next Rebecca Black???”



  1. 1

    This is sick. She is what? 9? Ark Music Factory needs to get a reality check! It is disgusting, and I can't believe the lyrics. Ugh. Get these girls back to the 3rd grade, and not singing about everyone wanting her autographs. Gross.



  2. 2

    good lord what is this epidemic of awful childrens videos?



  3. 3

    YOu think it's creepy seeing those 2 guys in the monitor? How about yourself Mario? A mid 30's year old man searching youtube for vids of kids….now that's creepy.



  4. 4

    creepy…



  5. 5

    Painful.



  6. 6

    ugliest pop star ever…



  7. 7

    Ugly but this is far better than Rebecca Black lmao.



  8. 8

    Is this "celebrity juice"? Because it looks to me like its a music video of some creepy little girl singing an inappropriate song. Stop posting videos of annoying children singing awful songs and get back to posting about real celebrities.



  9. 9

    Autotuned the hell out of her. Damn. So sad…no one needs not one lick of talent anymore. Just good equipment.



  10. 10

    What exactly is Ark Music Factory??



  11. 11

    Re: carisdee – I agree. What's the hurry to get these kids working? And who, besides a pedo, really wants to watch a little girl prancing around?



  12. 12

    shes only a little girl. i bet you this wasn't even her decision. i bet her parents made her do this. don't blame the girl blame the parents. and no one has no right to call this little girl ugly. shes only a little girl. how do you think that makes her feel? isn't there enough pressure from the media how women should look and you people are coming around saying shes ugly. goodness gracious you guys need a reality check seriously.



  13. 13

    I wonder how much money the parents have been paying Ark Music Factory?
    I think there's something really creepy and not-right going on here…. I just want it to blow up in AMF's face sooner rather than later for the sake of the poor kids they are exploiting.



  14. 14

    Ark Music Factory is basically a company where rich kids' parents pay for them to have a song and music video.



  15. 15

    pedo alert! yuck



  16. 16

    Shes got a good voice.. She could be really great later on. I think she needs to wait a few years before she goes into the popstar world…



  17. 17

    even so, ark music factory really needs some new lyricists. she wants to be an ordinary pop star and she looks so happy to doing all of these "fun" things, but she wants to be a normal girl and just hang out with her friends/no fame? they lyrics completely contradict themselves.



  18. 18

    Ark Music Factory seems to enjoy taking mediocre looking little girls with mediocre talent and trying to find a "break out" artist…..I think they need to raise their standards if they actually want to find a "star"…ick.



  19. 19

    CJ Fam, I served with Rebecca Black, I knew Rebecca Black, Rebecca Black was a friend of mine. CJ Fam, you're no Rebecca Black!



  20. 20

    Who the fuck is the first Rabecca Black, never heard of her.



  21. 21

    This is just creepy! She looks 9. Rebecca Black is hilarious and 13! Big differences. Plus sh dressed her age. The song was just atrocious. Why do all these little girls dress like mini hookers nowadays? It is sad really.



  22. 22

    Re: dlstxmale – Yeah, she's definitely not Rebecca Black. She doesn't sound like a robot.



  23. 23

    I liked her voice, and pitifuly… lol I liked the song. The lyrics I didnt pay much attention to be honest.
    Her cloth were atrocious. And she aint pretty (yet), pretty obvious she still a child, I think she should wait to grow up a couple of years more.
    At least I could eat this whole song… not like that horrible lil "girl?" Willow Smith (who looks like a little doode) with her retarded mor*nic songs.



  24. 24

    These kids sing, write, produce and even designed thier own website. www.illfletch.com.

    All this with speakers from Goodwill, Mic in the closet and a Mac. O-ya and spent liitle to no money.

    Feel real bad for the Ark kids.



  25. 25

    Perez, Ark music factory obviously do not care that they are embarrassing these poor kids. So there is no need for you to do it. Everyone has seen there videos and have laughed hard and made fun of them. So you shouldn't be doing this.



  26. 26

    Gross. I dont want to bash a kid but she's ugly and overweight with rich parents. Without autotune (damn even with it) she sucks. once again Mario, you suck at picking talent. Shows how good Justin B. really is…. RAW



  27. 27

    Aw, I think she's adorable! She needs to run from the career killer that is Ark Music Factory and fast as she can and get her little 10-yr old butt back in the 3rd grade! She has talent, but showbiz is no place for a little girl.



  28. 28

    Wow, hardcore pap scene…

    WHO IS HER NEW FRIEND

    SHE SPEAKS HER MIND…

    WHAT WILL SHE DO NEXT?…

    Lame.



  29. 29

    See, when you guys bought that crappy autotuned shit music, they think now that you guys will buy this too. STOP SUPPORTING THIS CRAPPY MAINSTREAMMUSIC.



  30. 30

    Our societal obsession with little girls goes unabated. From Baby Jane type vaudeville performs on through Shirley Temple, straight on to today, we luv our little girls! Nothing new. But at last this one, in comparison to the other two I saw today here, can sing.



  31. 31

    Get it gurrrrl lol she fucken means it!!!! im literally laughing so hard at this shit haha :D



  32. 32

    OK perez i think u have made me watch too many of these little girls singing all crazy. i kinda liked this one! hahaha i must be loosing my mind!!!!! she didnt seem to be as auto tuned at least! but wtf is this ark music factory?? who r these people???? wtf is goin on!!1 how many or these creep crazy songs are there???? its just bonkers.



  33. 33

    Re: TisIBri – totally!!! say what u want about the video and the song and ark music factory, but anyone who could call a little girl ugly or anything else so mean and hurtful is just a bad person. Seriously they r children and unless u grew up perfect ur whole life u really shouldnt insult a childs physical appearance. hell even if u did grow up perfect it still makes u an asshole and bad person, and only means u must be ugly too, at least onm the inside and thats what matters.



  34. 34

    Hats off to Ark Music Factory, they've got it made. They're basically making a fortune charging the super rich to humiliate their shrieking, whining offspring. And long may it last! Great entertainment value. 'I want to be an ordinary pop star/don't want no papparazi putting camera's in my face/you know I just want to be who I am/and who I am is CJ Fam.'
    Pure comic gold! Whoever wrote this is a fucking genius.



  35. 35

    well, she's better than slimey



  36. 36

    shit! what was this! truly making us all laugh i guess! what a joke!



  37. 37

    That is cj's voice, not auto-tune. She's a fantastic little singer that's working really hard to learn and develop her talent. We've really enjoyed watching her grow over the last few years and we will continue to watch her develop as she matures. Cj wrote that sing herself a couple of years ago and given her age, it's pretty damn good. Her parents aren't pushing her, they support her in doing this thing that she REALLY wants to do. I get the sense that she's very stable and has the right perspective on all this! Go, CJ!



  38. 38

    this girl can sing! considering she is only 10 or whatnot, she still needs to mature into her voice a bit, but she definitely can sing. compared to rebecca black. that friday song is catchy, but the lyrics are pathetic and her voice is just plain and somewhat annoying. she has a nice smile but other than that, meh.
    i watched some clips on the cj fam youtube page, and i get the impression she is really determined to have a music type career. i don't think her parents pushed her into any of this.
    for a 10 year old she seems really smart and confident.
    i can imagine that in the commercial pop music business, to have a few years of practice at a young age helps, so that by the time you get to 15 you are primed for the pop industry. just saying. if you look at most of the popular young ladies at there (christina, spears, etc etc) they started around 9 years old anyhow.
    the videos and outfits are rather strange though, but these ark music dudes probably don't know how else to market this girl.