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Want To Date Darren Criss?

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Where were you in 2008??? He was totally available and looking for lurve in all the wrong embarrassing places!

These days, Darren Criss from Glee can't go anywhere without girls (and guys) throwing themselves at him. Those dreamy eyes, those dimples, that voice - what is not to love!

Turns out, as we have learned, not too many people saw his charm back in the day and a few years ago, he had to whore himself out on a short-lived cable dating show called You Rock, Let's Roll!

We have for you here his show profile. Take copious notes, ladies (and gents). These are the things he is looking for in a lover!

Would you look at that hair! We're so glad he cleaned that mop up! He's sooooo much seksier now!

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13 comments to “Want To Date Darren Criss?”



  1. 1

    Don't you dare diss the hair! It is a work of beauty on it's own.



  2. 2

    You shut the FUCK UP about his hair Perez. SHUT. UP. His REAL fans actually miss the long hair from back in the day.

  3. xoxoj says – reply to this


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    Re: Katiedora – Agreed! I miss his AVPM hair :( If they actually do make make a threequel, he better grow it back out, it just wouldn't be the same



  4. 4

    I love the Jew fro!



  5. 5

    I miss his AVPM hair!! I dunno if they ever will, but I hope that they do another musical, and if they ever do he better grow his hair back out for it. :)



  6. 6

    *sigh* All I can say is that I stand with everybody that has commented thus far. Darren was terrific even back then. We see no flaws in him because we were fans of, not only him, but of his work and that of the theatre group he was in. Let's not go and diss him merely because we don't like a certain characteristic. We have seen all of the comments that were made about him when he first came onto "the scene" so I spy a bit of hypocrisy. I'm just saying. (;



  7. 7

    Just… stop. No one cares what you have to say about Darren. Sure, great, exposure… he's fine right now in that area though. Honestly, Perez just needs to stop posting Darren things. You can't go from liking to hating to loving. It doesn't work that way. Once you jump ship (er, actor? I don't know!) you can't just come back. Stop. And his hair was fine, thank-you-very-much. It had cancer-curing creatures in it and apparently smelled nice.



  8. 8

    wasnt he gay????? I thought he was!



  9. 9

    Perez, I cannot believe how uninformed you are.
    First of all, Darren's hair was his trademark, and still is. (along with the pink glasses.) I don't know if you know this, but before Glee, there was a fanbase for Darren, he didn't just pop out of nowhere. We're called Starkids, and we didn't fall in love with him because of his looks, we fell in love with his personality. This'll sound totally fangirly and stupid, but it's true: he's the most adorable dude ever. Seriously, he's just an average guy. He's not afraid to act dorky, because he doesn't care what others think. He says the most hilarious things, and he's far from being a whore. So you know what? Us people who actually care about him aren't going to listen to you anymore. We love him despite his flaws, and we accept that he is who he is. So forget you, Perez. There's more to people than just looks. Hell, maybe he was just bored when he signed up for this. The point is, we DON'T KNOW. Why should it matter what he did back in 08? Why do you always have to drag others down? I think it's because you're just insecure yourself and somehow take pride in making others feel like crap. Or maybe you're just a douche. See? I DON'T KNOW. So you shouldn't go parading stuff like this around the internet just for the sake of being a jerk. In the words of Darren Criss; "Be nice to people, ’cause nobody likes an asshole."



  10. 10

    Dude…don't be a douche. The non-Jew fro is amazing and missed wholeheartedly by all.



  11. 11

    ORIGINAL STARKIDS UNITE! BRINGG THE FRO BACKK! aah darren criss is life. I MISS THE AVPM HAIRRR



  12. 12

    I've known Darren since he was seventeen years old; he and his brother were amazing musicians even then, so five years later, he came back to sing at my wedding as a favor to my husband and I. I absolutely love that he's blown up and that he's done it in a role that's so inspiring. This piece is hilarious, but I'm sad that you don't like his hair. His hair has always been his trademark and truthfully, I hardly recognize him with the short locks. Hopefully he'll grow it back out :) .



  13. 13

    Re: MissEvonne – It's not a Jew fro if he's not Jewish…