We really, really, really, really, really want to tell you yes. Course, we'd also really, really love it if Simon Cowell showed up at our doorstep with a box of chocolates and a 50 page contract in an attempt to woo us into being a judge too, but some dreams remain strictly thus.
Though Cheryl reportedly told her staff this week that she "never stood a chance" of getting hired, word has it Simon hasn't given up on her. Apparently, he is still trying to persuade the FOX bosses that she could have the same success that Piers Morgan had on America's Got Talent.
That's true! America totally got behind that Brit. We can't see why they wouldn't embrace Chezza in the same way!
Give her a shot, America! You're going to like what you see, we promise!
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