OMG! Charlie Sheen, stop your intern search! We've found someone who fits ALL your criteria!
Twenty-seven-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was arrested in Scranton, Pennsylvania this past Sunday after she allegedly robbed a local hotel and crashed her car. However, it wasn't her wide-turn into traffic that landed her behind bars - it was her wideset vagina!
When Karin was brought to the station for a thorough search, her arresting officer was stunned to find she was hiding LOADS of drugs and CASH in her va-jay-jay!!!
Someone has been doing her kegels! HA!
In total, police discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills - along with $51.22 in cash and change.
Ouchie! Because a purse would've been just too damn inconvenient, right?! (Do you think she jingle-jangled like a piggybank when she walked???)
After the search, Karin was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.
Hope she's got a decent lawyer hidden in there too! She's going to need one!