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Woman Arrested For Having WHAT Hidden Inside Her Va-Jay-Jay?!?!

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OMG! Charlie Sheen, stop your intern search! We've found someone who fits ALL your criteria!

Twenty-seven-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was arrested in Scranton, Pennsylvania this past Sunday after she allegedly robbed a local hotel and crashed her car. However, it wasn't her wide-turn into traffic that landed her behind bars - it was her wideset vagina!

When Karin was brought to the station for a thorough search, her arresting officer was stunned to find she was hiding LOADS of drugs and CASH in her va-jay-jay!!!

Someone has been doing her kegels! HA!

In total, police discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills - along with $51.22 in cash and change.

Ouchie! Because a purse would've been just too damn inconvenient, right?! (Do you think she jingle-jangled like a piggybank when she walked???)

After the search, Karin was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.

Hope she's got a decent lawyer hidden in there too! She's going to need one!

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80 comments to “Woman Arrested For Having WHAT Hidden Inside Her Va-Jay-Jay?!?!”



  1. 1

    BFD…if a baby can come out of one, so can all that shizz



  2. 2

    wtf?!?!?! o_o



  3. 3

    why put money in there… ok Id understand if she only had 100s and many of them..



  4. 4

    She robbed a hotel and came out with $55.00? Impressive



  5. 5

    Bet you she has a big gaping hole down there..It'd be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway



  6. 6

    Whats with the 31 EMPTY bags? and 22 cents? LOL



  7. 7

    My kinda woman!! Search keywords "The Media Jerk" to read heartless criticism of the day's biggest celebrity news stories!!



  8. 8

    I want to know what she was thinking when she was slipping in those two pennies.



  9. 9

    There's a difference between wideset and freaking stretched out. This bitch has had more dicks in her than a pack of hookers.



  10. 10

    disgusting



  11. 11

    Lol



  12. 12

    now thaaat's a big load



  13. 13

    Re: NookiesWA – That is so fuckin funny!!



  14. 14

    that uh…. hmmmm what?



  15. 15

    Well I hope that she has had children and many of them to put all of that up in there. When she comes down off her high she should be really disgusted in herself. What man would want to go behind all of that? I am a female and I cannot see how she could get all of that stuff in there.



  16. 16

    A story both funny and disturbing at the same time.

  17. vegas says – reply to this


    17

    makes me proud to be from scranton lol



  18. 18

    whats up stretch?



  19. 19

    lolol
    after she gets out of jail im sure shell be ""snatched"" up as a new designer handbag———

    god perez u kill me lolllllll



  20. 20

    I bet a lot of girls are jealous of her super stashing abilities. You know like when you go out to a club and they put all their shit in their bra….just imagine having a super vag purse!



  21. 21

    Wait…What? Why did she put the money in there? LOL, seriously, no purse or pockets???? Chick just couldn't stop putting stuff up there. Wait a minute, maybe her vag is a dispenser, you put a money in, get a bag of heroin and if you don't have the exact amount, she gives change….



  22. 22

    Paris Hilton bragged that is how she never got caught tranporting drugs when she flew on airlines. She said "alley ooop"



  23. 23

    SHE TOOK THE TIME TO STUFF .22 IN HER HOO HOO ??? THAT BLOWS MY MIND.



  24. 24

    Im just rendered speechless at this. The drugs in the vagina? Ok, i can get that, she didn't want that to be found, but 31 empty bags? Why? What was so wrong with putting that in your purse? As well as the change! Do you have any idea where that crap has been!? Hmm…….makes me wonder how loose she is……



  25. 25

    hahahaha how embarrassing this bitch will never get fucked again now that everyone knows how blown out she is



  26. 26

    what a freaking idiot, if one of those bags had busted she would have died



  27. 27

    That's just EEEWWWWWW… some of these comment are hilarious….!!!!



  28. 28

    Re: tallchick – Man, I hope that change doesn't get circulated around my town. That's one foul-looking broad! Oh, and wouldn't that be funny if she tracked the dollar on one of those money tracking sites, like wheresgeorge.com?? I found a dollar with one of those trackers on it yesterday, I didn't know they were still doing them. But yeah, just imagine it: 1) bar in wisconsin 3) strip club in NC 3) bank in New Jersey 4) the cooch of some ragged old woman in Pa. That'd be funny as hell!



  29. 29

    this bitch looks like shes 50.

  30. sanaa says – reply to this


    30

    WHADDA FA-GINE!!!!

  31. sanaa says – reply to this


    31

    the drugs the heroin the baggies the cash I GET IT, but CHANGE???
    Nickels and Dimes in your HOO HOO???



  32. 32

    Im sorry to anyone who is loose…cause I know that a "touchy" subject with some of you, dare i say, nicely, "promiscuous whooooores"….

    anyone who can fit: 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills - along with $51.22 in cash and change
    IS AN ABSOLUTE LOOSY GOOSY, prostituuute dirt.

    C'mon people. Dont hate Perez for showing the world, what is seriously wrong with people, famous or not.

    Nasty, Putrid, Ignorance is what is going on.



  33. 33

    Gross! She puts all other whores to shame!



  34. 34

    And who ships and manufactures that heroin? the same organization that will arrest you for possessing it…. Hegelian Dialectic: create a problem so you can offer the solution, and make money on both ends.



  35. 35

    Re: Purrr!!!COLON!!! I am so cute – Actually I hope she didn't have kids….Imagine hearing this about your mother



  36. 36

    This sounds like Paris Hilton to me!
    .
    That's one HUGE vagina… anyone with a vagina knows that you can't just shove everything in your handbag up there - it's not NORMALLY a giant gaping hole.
    .

  37. lolli says – reply to this


    37

    THATS WHO WE GET DOWN IN SCRANTON, WHAT WILL DWIGHT SHRUTE THINK OF THIS CRIME…



  38. 38

    Was she expecting she would get arrested? Why didn't she just put it in her purse? How do idiots like her manage to get a driver's licence?



  39. 39

    Concealment of drugs…wow! Should make her parents proud.



  40. 40

    Isn't she a little old for Sheen? He seems to go for the preteen-looking girls.



  41. 41

    She had to use it for something. She is way to fugly for someone to want to enter intentionally. Heaven help the person(s) who will eventually handle that money once it's put back in circulation. EWWWWWW



  42. 42

    well surprise…surprise scranton strikes again…. I wish they were known for more than crackheads and the office



  43. 43

    She looks wayyyy older than 27. And maybe I am dumb but wouldnt the change and pills fall out? lol its not like your vagina hole is sideways, it goes straight down! I'd hate to be the guy or girl that had to dig all that out..



  44. 44

    ahahahaha … and 22 cents!!! Just in case you need a fucking gumball…



  45. 45

    she looks wayyyyy older than 27



  46. 46

    I'm really baffled by this…



  47. 47

    You know kegels make your vajayjay tighter, right? If you're going to try and make a joke about women's anatomy, at least get the science right, fucking sexist idiot…



  48. 48

    "Hope she's got a decent lawyer hidden in there too! She's going to need one!"
    That was fucking hilarious! LOL,Perez!



  49. 49

    Ew! I had a chick in the jail I worked in that had almost a quarter kilo of coke shoved inside her. The bag was so big it sounded like a Hefty trash sack rattling around inside her. And all the baggies she was going to cut it into. Nasty…



  50. 50

    Re: gagerkate – yeah but if you're a super loosey goose you wont be able to hold all that shiz in place. Kegels = grip



  51. 51

    Re: BigBoobsnBooty – You spend your entire labor dilating to 10cm so your baby can fit out your vag you dumbass.



  52. 52

    that must've been pretty awk, when the police found that out.



  53. 53

    OH MY GOD. WHAT THEEEEE FUCKK! that has to be the weirdest thing i've ever heard! Coins?!



  54. 54

    I once lost my keys inside my vajeeen… Thank goodness I has a clapper key chain. I found them fast.



  55. 55

    ewww thats really gross!!! And she looks way older than 27. Probably doing drugs made her look older.



  56. 56

    she will probably get her own TV show on MTV after she gets out, I bet snooki can fit more up hers.



  57. 57

    Re: Marcus75YOW – OH gosh, hahaha i love your comment hahahaha that just made my day..that and the fact that she had coins up her yahoo



  58. 58

    bahahahahaha wow



  59. 59

    Will somebody please explain to me why cops are digging up in someone's va-jay jay???? To they go up peoples' buts too?



  60. 60

    Wtf??!!!!!



  61. 61

    I just had to click on this just to see what she was hiding up there. She must have been high to think of hiding those empty bags and change up her! lol



  62. 62

    She must be a serious super whore to have a vagina that size. That's gross.



  63. 63

    Re: Not my gumdrop buttons! – hahaha I'll stick with putting my stuff in my bra!!!!!



  64. 64

    way to ruin a good batch of drugs lady. now, they smell like dead fish.



  65. 65

    hwy to anwser alot of questions no she only has one kid n shes abot 4 shes just a dope head (box) (vaa jaay jj) how ever you want to say it she just a wast of space her on earth



  66. 66

    don't you know Mario, ALL WOMEN ARE DOING IT NOW ADAYS? Haven't you seen the cost of bring lugguage and CARRYON on planes? WHERE DO YOU THINK SOME OF US HAVE BEEN BRINGING OUR CARRY-ON? Sure beats the AIRLINE FEES! Pretty soon, you will see most women going around without purses, they have become so 'adapt' at carrying it 'elsewhere'. We are just worried, that some z listers like Kardashian will come out with Va JJ lines, embellishments for their outer purses. and no doubt, alot of z listers WILL SHOW THEM.



  67. 67

    27 my arse. More like 37-47.



  68. 68

    HAHAHHA wtf?

  69. Catty says – reply to this


    69

    well, if a vagina can stretch to give birth. why not to stick a TV set in it?



  70. 70

    Wow… That's impressive, even by Lurchetta's standards!



  71. 71

    Hope she thought to V-jazzle herself before her her BIG debut!!



  72. 72

    @Christa, one of those bags popping in her twat would not have killed her….do your homework love, people that die, have balloons of large amount burst in their stomach, we're talking dime bags here. One opening will dooo no damage maybe giving her a yeast infection as heroin is very dirty, even when cooked its still dirty.
    What is worst is the money that is even more dirty and the change…which is dangerous that could of went into her uterus, that would of been a huge problem, and I agree with the other poster, if it was 100 bills thats different, but fucking 51.00 and 22cents, come on this bitch must be soo strung out, she dont even give a shit about what shes doing, she must trick so much that theres been worst things in there and she's had dirtier and diseases many times ove3r.



  73. 73

    Re: NookiesWA – Reminds me of your mother.



  74. 74

    is anyone curious as to why she felt the need to smuggle the loose change too? i think she could have done without the 55 cents. :)



  75. 75

    THAT MANEY DRUGS AND KARIN MACKALIUNAS IS OT OF JAIL
    I SMELL A SNITCH SNITCH SNITCH LOL SHE WILL GET HERS



  76. 76

    SHE CHANGED HER PROFILE PIC



  77. 77

    Thats totally Hot!!! :)



  78. 78

    lmaooooooooooooooooooooo…………………………… shut up perez

  79. DWFL says – reply to this


    79

    the Police did not find it in there…. this is some onf the full article
    As Mackaliunas was being driven to the police station for a drug possession charge, Officer Baumann noticed Mackaliunas fidgeting in the back seat of the car.After the two women got involved in a struggle during a more thorough search at the police station, Mackaliunas allegedly asked to speak to the officer in charge, Sergeant Michael Mayer.According to the police report, she allegedly told him she had more drugs hidden inside her vagina.
    Mackaliunas was driven by ambulance, under a police escort, to Scranton's Community Medical Centre where she was examined by a doctor.

  80. svett says – reply to this


    80

    Cant afford a gucci..had to use the coochi