Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
A 32-year-old Houston woman is facing felony child endangerment charges after police found her and her one-year-old daughter drunk off of Four Loko!!
Police say that Lashwanda Allen passed out drunk and when she woke, she told them that she found her daughter holding an empty can and stumbling around like she was drunk.
Her roommate called the police after asking Allen where her children were. Her four-month-old was found hanging upside down from the bed, with sheets wrapped around her waist. Police said the baby girl was turning blue.
A neighbor had found Allen's one-year-old wandering around in the complex's parking lot. She had a blood alcohol content of .09.
And sick. This woman is lucky that her children were found alive. How could she be so careless and irresponsible??
She's now being held in jail on a $2,000 bond.