Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
Isn't it beautiful??? Your food will never feel as special ever again!
Behold! GE has just announced the latest edition to their spring refrigerator line:
The Prince William & Kate Middleton Deluxe Side-by-Side 2011 Wedding Edition!
Every day, for the rest of your life, every time you go for a glass of milk, their blinding white teeth will be smiling back at you from the side-by-side doors! Every time you crush ice from the machine, there will be Kate's bling, mocking you with its sparkle and shine.
David Garden, Commercial Director for GE at GDHA, happily announced the limited edition item with a statement, saying:
“As expected, the royal wedding has really captured the U.K.’s imagination and it was no surprise that a William and Kate commemorative fridge was a popular choice. It certainly wipes the floor with your usual commemorative tea towels and mugs and is most definitely one of the most novel royal wedding products we have seen."
Yeah! Forget tea towels! This is totally more rad than tea towels! Down with tea towels!! (What's a tea towel?)
Is anyone going to try and top this? Anyone? Anyone?