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Vintage Perez!

3/23/2011 8:50 PM ET | Filed under: Personally Perez

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Once upon a time, we were kinda cute!

A VERY long time ago! Ha

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82 comments to “Vintage Perez!”



  1. 1

    aaaawwwww….you were really cute!



  2. 2

    You look like you got the shit kicked out of you a lot.



  3. 3

    OMG, I didn't realize it was you- and then I realized it was by the shape of your head. lol. Nice shag goin on there mr.



  4. 4

    You have a huge head. Or a tiny hand. Or both.



  5. 5

    you look like khole kardashian but she turned out way better. Go khloe!



  6. 6

    I'm not trying to be mean, but you have a friggin huge head. How the hell do you support that thing? I think you were a cute kid, don't get me wrong, but damn.



  7. 7

    Best. Hair. Ever. :P

  8. 6one9 says – reply to this


    8

    ♫♪ ~~Happy~Birthday~Mario~~♪♫



  9. 9

    SO CUTE!



  10. 10

    Adorable!!! Adorable!! Adorable!!! By the way, Happy Birthday, Perez :) I wish you a lot of happiness, love and health!!!



  11. 11

    who is WE?! and youre fat and ugly

  12. mw says – reply to this


    12

    awwwww - cutie!



  13. 13

    ummmmmmmmm……….



  14. 14

    you were really cute; and you don't have that big of a head, you just had a lot of hair!! happy birthday



  15. 15

    Awww who would of thought that the little boy would become such a douche happy birthday



  16. 16

    Aw, absolutely prezcious!



  17. 17

    Poor baby , if he only knew the kind of internet bully troll he would grow to become, WTF did your parents do to u MARIO?



  18. 18

    Proof that people really are born gay or straight. Nice hand gesture.



  19. 19

    aww HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Such a cutie! Congratulations on all your accomplishments, keep up the good work! Mucho amor Perez!



  20. 20

    So cute, birthday boy! Would you ever have known how famous and successful you'd be?



  21. 21

    Adorable!! But your hand looks freakishly small :)



  22. 22

    Were you going to a rodeo with that shirt lol So freakin cute!!!



  23. 23

    what the hell happend you were not ugly bck then , oh shit man you look like shit now , man you are 1 of the most ugly gays in america .



  24. 24

    You look like the same douche bag then that you are today only a pint size.



  25. 25

    Hey Lil' Cowboy… Ill bet when Mom rented a pony for your birthday party all the other cowboys wanted to ride the pony, it was only you that wanted the pony to ride you!!!



  26. 26

    Your were adorable and still are. Happy Birthday Perez!!!!



  27. 27

    AWW You were adorable



  28. 28

    Re: MelissaGirl – Agreed! That shirt is pretty rockin', too, but it doesn't compare to the hair. I give Mario props for having the balls to release this photo. It's comedy gold.



  29. 29

    I like the vacant look in your eyes. Did your mother drink when she was pregnant?

  30. cdfhd says – reply to this


    30

    awe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so cute. but not surprised, you're still cute!



  31. 31

    Sad such a cute kid became a cocksucking bully



  32. 32

    You look like a mini-Bieber there seriously XD
    Loving the cowboy shirt!



  33. 33

    cutie patootie!



  34. 34

    Could not keep your mouth shut even then!



  35. 35

    AH! You were too cute!!!



  36. 36

    Anyone else think he looks like the kid from A Christmas Story or is it just me?



  37. 37

    dude!! did you get your Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! ?? haha. You look like Ralphie sans the glasses haha But yeah. You were a cute kid



  38. 38

    yeah, no. not cute



  39. 39

    Look! It's Justin Beiber!!



  40. 40

    Aww, that is a very cute picture. Happy Birthday Perez and I hope you have many more!

  41. @v@ says – reply to this


    41

    That is so sweet. You're still cute, and particularly always will be to your mom.
    Moms don't care. They're like honey badgers.
    Happy Birthday.



  42. 42

    Ladies and Gentlemen.. Mr. Conway Twitty!



  43. 43

    What a beautiful little boy. Adorable!



  44. 44

    like you were one of the kardashians!

  45. fiera says – reply to this


    45

    AWWWW, SO CUTE!!! You look a little scared-haha!!! Love your big blue eyes and the western shirt.



  46. 46

    Haha you are still cute honey!!!! and i really like the new Perez btw!! Keep rocking! :-)



  47. 47

    With those lips you could be the sibling of Shilo, Vivienne, and Knox Jolie-Pitt.
    Happy B Day Enjoy!



  48. 48

    We, it's a baby picture of YOU! Who are you Sybil?

  49. @v@ says – reply to this


    49

    Re: AynRandy – Lol. It's a picture of the proverbial him.

  50. YUCK says – reply to this


    50

    wtf is wrong with your nose and upper lip, I guess that explains all it current weirdness.



  51. 51

    "WE"???? You and your other personalities?



  52. 52

    Your head is too big for your body and your hands are too small.



  53. 53

    holay fuck!! down syndrome much?? god DAMN BITCH!!



  54. 54

    Holy hair Batman. WTF is up with that shirt? I grew up in the 80's and never wore ANYTHING like that, lol!!



  55. 55

    lol cute!!!! love ur eyes!



  56. 56

    Oh look, the media Omen, who knew something dark would rise from something so small and cute, that shirt is killing me.



  57. 57

    Cute. You had Beiber hair haha.



  58. 58

    were u a forceps birth? i wonder, maybe, ur mother must have had trouble squeezing the watermelon through her vag, well done mommy perez!



  59. 59

    You would have been drown had your mother known what a complete douchebag you are.



  60. 60

    Omg your head was friken huge.. Even back then, your hand looks tiny in contrast.



  61. 61

    You look like the kid who got zapped into the TV in Williy Wonka….OR….you could also double for Eric Schwartz in either the Toy or Kidco.



  62. 62

    Why is he wearing a helmet for?



  63. 63

    I love the cowboy outfit !!!! CUTE !!!



  64. 64

    You were UGLY even in childhood,PIGass HOLEton



  65. 65

    It's the original Bieber! (Guitarchik107 beat me to it - good call!)

  66. mayi says – reply to this


    66

    haha that's cute… and that's a LOT of hair! Oh, hairdos back then were so funny.



  67. 67

    you look like a troll.. actually you look like the monster from the goonies..



  68. 68

    what are you talking about Perez? you are so cute in so many levels!



  69. 69

    You were a very cute child but what you have turned out to be and look like is a very sad thing.



  70. 70

    OH MY GOD actually though you are such a cute little baby awww!!



  71. 71

    same ugly lips and nose



  72. 72

    I knew it, when parents dress their kids so queer they turn out like Perez. Warning to parents.



  73. 73

    ?? ew..?



  74. 74

    aawww…… I love Perez so so cute……..

  75. Hun says – reply to this


    75

    YOU LOOK THE SAME …. such a cutie Perez!



  76. 76

    HaHa! That's me laughing that you actually said you were cute at one point. You really weren't cute even a tiny bit. Totally an ugly kid. Eck!

  77. krw35 says – reply to this


    77

    You look like Frisch's Big Boy!



  78. 78

    So cute! You kind of remind me of the main kid in The Christmas Story.



  79. 79

    OMG you always been ugly!



  80. 80

    reealllllly tiny hands makes me think u mite also have tiny feet. u know wt they say about small feet mario. so, ahhhh. whats ur shoe size. cute pic tho.



  81. 81

    Look! You had cock sucking lips even as a kid. You weren't cute - you were and still are ugly as a racist fuck.



  82. 82

    omg sooo cute!