Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
A treat for all you muggles and wizards alike! (Note: not the Charlie Sheen kind of wizards.)
Here for your enjoyment is a deleted scene from Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows - Part One. (above)
So sad…but not as sad as the scene in the book. That was gut-wrenching, with Dudley and the handshake…
Okay, we'll stop.