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Charlie Sheen Hasn't Really Sold Out Much Of Anything

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Charlie Sheen Two For One?

Want to go to the MaSheen's Violent Torpedo tour?

You'l have to wait in line easily just go buy the tickets, because there are thousands of them left.

Really. Thousands:

At this point there are so many tickets available that groups and scalpers are trying to get rid of them, fearing that they'll ultimately have to sell the tickets below face value.

A quick search on StubHub.com shows that more than a thousand seats are available for both of Charlie's gigs at Radio City. Chicago and Detroit also have more than a thousand tickets available.

Dang, Charlie, we thought you were selling them out like whoa!

No only are there thousands, but:

"Everyone, including Charlie, got greedy asking over $575 for some tickets. They booked way too many dates at way too many venues, and then Charlie was all over TV giving it away for free. You go on TV to promote your show, to tease the public into buying tickets, but in Charlie's case he did so many interviews that folks have had enough, and now he won't be able to give those tickets away for free."

We agree with that. If he wanted to sell out tons of shows, he was way too transparent about things in interviews and on the news and was basically giving away what the show was to be for nothing at all. And he did it all so fast that his light has burned out and nobody really cares to see him up on a stage anymore.

Bummer, Warlock!

We'd suggest stepping up your crazy game, but at this point it would be truly dangerous for everyone and yourself. Maybe tone it down and cancel some dates? Get help and go back to finding acting work?

Just a thought!

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33 comments to “Charlie Sheen Hasn't Really Sold Out Much Of Anything”



  1. 1

    They've added a second Toronto show…I don't know WHY because I wouldn't waste a dollar on this, even if I had tons to spare!



  2. 2

    Yes, it's over.



  3. 3

    Once those crazy morons see the 1st show with this sick crazy fool ranting and running out of breath the gig will be over in 30 minutes or less. I just hope the morons will be able to get thier money back. Oh I won a pair of tickets from a local radio station in Toronto and I have been trying to sell them at 1/2 price no takers yet



  4. 4

    why would anybody pay to see a train wreck?
    We see that everyday for FREE.



  5. 5

    He isn't a comedian, what is he gonna do for over 30 minutes? Plus what is his whole show, talk about the WB and Chuck Lorre? Is that it?

  6. jkf says – reply to this


    6

    Everyone stops to watch a train wreck but how many people would pay for it?

    When tickets went on sale in Detroit they sold-out all 5,000 seats in minutes, said it was a record. Ten minutes later I looked at stubhub and they had just over 1500 listed, 10 minutes after they went on sale. I think they started at $45, add to that ticketmaster fees and they were about $55/ticket. For the cheap ones.

    Now it's about a month later, a week before the show and there are 1374 tickets listed, starting at $19. After stubhub fees sellers are getting about $15. Sellers know that Stubhub stops a few days before the show, prices are falling by the hour!



  7. 7

    I'll parrot the question who wants to pay $$$ for this nonsense. I watched the free show on USTREAM and I feel I'm owed some money for my wasted time I'll never get back.

    Now, if Charlie actually includes other artists and makes this some sort of collaboration show with angry tirades from him dispersed throughout the show, he may have something. But I doubt that. It's going to be all about him and it will suck.



  8. 8

    Duh, losing!



  9. 9

    Oh my heavens! Hopefully he'll get a few people to show support, even if he ends up losing some money.

  10. jkf says – reply to this


    10

    I just went to ticketmaster and asked for 10 meet and greet seats. No problem, they have 10 together in row 2. $575/ticket they'll be giving away tickets to the homeless. Oh and they have regular price tickets available on ticketmaster, after having announced the theater sold out weeks ago in record time.



  11. 11

    Re: diamondheart – " He isn`t a comedian "? So what is Two and a Half Man? Drama? Horror??????



  12. 12

    The same thing happens with a Lady Gaga Concert or any Ticketmaster event… Tickets sell out in less than a hour, then thousands of inflated tickets show up on Stub Hub. Never mind Charlie Sheen, the real scandal is STUB HUB.



  13. 13

    Re: Norman Bates – Love Psycho, BTW. A comedian is intrinsically funny. Two & a Half may be a comedy, but that doesn't necessarily make the actors comedians. If Sheen can be a stand-alone comic remains to be seen, and I hope it's not just the laughing-uncomfortably-at kind. On a side note, is StubHub acting as an informal Ticketmaster these days?



  14. 14

    winning?



  15. 15

    it's not Charlie or any other performer, it is greedy ticket brokers, and Ticketmaster insiders who are to blame. This happens at every hot concert, tickets are sold out, but thousands are on Stubhub and in most cases before they actually go on sale. Never pay more than face value, that way brokers lose.



  16. 16

    Re: joee60 – His point is the Stub Hub tickets are cheap. I have nothing to do on a Saturday afternoon and I checked out the prices. They are quite low esp. for Stub Hub standards. In some cases they prices are lower than Ticketmaster's. Not a good sign for Sheen.



  17. 17

    Re: Norman Bates – DIAMOND IS RIGHT CHARLIE SHEEN ISNT A COMEDIENNE THATS WHY HIS TOURS ARE FAILING. YOU SEE NORMAN THIS IS HOW IT WORKS, ALL THE COMEDIC ACTING YOU SEE FROM CHARLIE AND EVERYONE ELSE, IS WRITTEN FOR THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE NOT STAND UP COMEDIENNES WHICH IS THE "BIG" DIFFERENCE AS A COMEDIENNE IN ADDITION TO A WEEKLY SHOW, GOES ON OTHER GIGS DOING A COMEDY ROUTINE, WHICH I AM SO GLAD TO SAY MR, SHEEN DOES NOT DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAUSE I'VE SEEN GRASS GROW FUNNIER THAN HIM, AND TO CORRECT MYSELF A LITTLE, I SHOULD HAVE NOT INCLUDED JOHN CRYER, ANGUS JONES, HOLLAND TAYLOR, CONCHATA FERRELL AND MOSTLY OF ALL MR. RYAN STILES IN MY COMMENT ABOUT COMEDIENNES, BECAUSE FRANKLY THEY ARE ALL WAY BETTER AND MORE TALENTED THAN SHEEN WILL EVER BE. GOSH I AM TIRED OF SPEAKING BOUT THAT YAY HOO. ENOUGH ALREADY. JUST EXCUSE MR. BATES DIAMONDHEART, HE KNOWETH NOT WHAT HE SAYS.

  18. jkf says – reply to this


    18

    I just went to ticketmaster and asked for 10 meet and greet seats. No problem, they have 10 together in row 2. $575/ticket they'll be giving away tickets to the homeless. Oh and they have regular price tickets available on ticketmaster, after having announced the theater sold out weeks ago in record time. Re: joee60 – Most of the tickets on stubhub aren't from brokers but individuals looking to sell them. I buy seasons tickets to a local outdoor arena every year, take what I want and sell the others on stubhub. And, I'm able to sell them in advance because I own the seats for the year. Most arenas now sell similar royalty seats. A lot of brokers buy them up but they take a bath on a lot of events (like Sheen) and make it up on others. Don't blame the brokers, most of them have gone out of business because they couldn't make money.



  19. 19

    Re: Norman Bates – norman dude, know the difference between an actor and a comedian, Charlie can't hold an act like the pros can. He is just gonna talk about tiger blood, his hookers he lives with, crack/drugs in general, winning, and all has been done already by him, not enough to last 30 mins.
    To Perez: so how come reports were saying that his shows were sold out? I never believed it since this dude is just a joke of a person, but seriously Perez tell us was Charlie behind this false reports?



  20. 20

    Do you guys proofread anything before sharing with the public? One of the worst written articles I've read…



  21. 21

    Poor Charlie, how are you going to continue to spend money on hookers and blow if you still aren't selling seats? Oh wait you are clean now, well I have a feeling you are in for a hard fall. You might want to get your legal case straightened out.



  22. 22

    Dang, Charlie, we thought you were selling them out like whoa!
    ——————-

    Lol

    wtf?



  23. 23

    omg!!! Thank you!! All of you!!! America does have taste!!!! Good-bye Charlie…..



  24. 24

    I remember walking out on a Hunter Thompson "lecture." He showed up almost an hour late, stumbled on stage carrying a bottle of Chivas, and proceeded to take questions from the audience and give grossly insulting answers. This, at the very most, is what I expect from this tour. I'll pass.



  25. 25

    575 is that with a gold blow job the price is too high



  26. 26

    Maybe this will be his reality check.
    He hasn't minded the bad publicity, his children being at risk of getting taken away, almost dying but maybe just maybe a few kicks to ol' charlies coin purse will reel him back in.



  27. 27

    NOT winning, Charlie! Now get some help! I do think tho, that your television and movie-days are over, sorry to say..But for your children's sake..STOP BEING SUCH A EGOCENTRIC FREAK and clean up your act! You are being such an immature freak! cant you see it yourself?!



  28. 28

    Gee Perez, you should be the LAST person giving business advice. Charlie is looking old and drawn. It's ironic that Martin retained his hot, youthful looks well into his 50's (Emilio is another example of clean living) Personally, as an older fan of Martin's (Apocalypse Now), Charlie is a wanna-be IMHO.



  29. 29

    LOSER charlies done in the business. no one wants to work with a crazy ass nut jod warlock alchoholic drug LOSER !



  30. 30

    Perez are you retarded? If the tickets are available on stub hub, that means that scalpers bought them you imbecile.



  31. 31

    well he's still laughing all the way to the bank.
    i doubt he cares if anyone shows up, he's already gotten paid.



  32. 32

    Perez really just wrote "we'd suggest stepping up your crazy game" wow..thats cool.. perez stop be so hypocritical and two faced. You were this way with Britney when she was having her melt down too.. and now all of the sudden you're so in love with her and shes so hot. chris is a monster.. Britney is your goddess and sheen needs to step up his level of crazy.. yea cuz all of that makes sense and isn't one bit hypocritical.



  33. 33

    (like I said, never mind Charlie Sheen) Stub Hub is a noble idea that is being abused by scalpers. Lady Gaga tickets in Las Vegas were being sold for 1000$ and more over the ticket price. That was not the work of individuals who happen to have too many tickets