They should change the name of the show to AWKWARD! With Kelly and Michael!
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Just when you think you're rid of them, they keep sucking you in for more.
So, there have been the tabloid stories and there's been talk about an upcoming book, but now, straight from the minds of Evi and Randy Quaid comes Star Whackers, The Movie.
According to an official release, the pair have compiled a, wait for it, documentary that chronicles their escape from
the law sanity Hollywood and a group of folks they've affectionately named "star whackers" aka, the folks that wanted to murder them. Evi announced their "docu-drama" in the following statement:
“This is a work in progress and highly experimental with nudity, adult language and content throughout. […] For the first time I would like an audience reaction to my art as a work in progress, so I may understand its content through other eyes.”
In other words…save your money. Oh yeah, the "premiere" is open to the great people of Vancouver, should anyone wish to go. It will premiere on April 22 at the Rio Theatre, along with a screening of Real Time, the last "real" film Randy was in. But that's not all! After the brilliant double feature, you can stick around and participate in a Q&A with the couple! The theater is dubbing it “An Evening With the Quaids."
Uh, we'll pass, as will anyone else with anything remotely better to do that night.
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