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Reese Reveals That RPatz Is Dirty!

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We definitely wouldn't go as far to say that it's a 'boy thing,' but it's definitely an RPatz one!

Reese Witherspoon recently opened up about seksi Water For Elephants co-star, and once again reaffirmed that the Twilight actor hygiene can be a little more than questionable at its best!

She explains:

"It’s a boy thing, right? To have dirty fingernails and hair. And his clothes were dirty all the time. It was a nice escape for him to be tan and in the sun all the time instead of the vampire gear."

Silly Reese! It's not being dirty!

It's being RUGGED and masculine and SEKSI! LOLz!

Frankly, with a jawline like his, we'd take him either way! Sparkles or dirt, they both werk for us!

[Image via WENN.]

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45 comments to “Reese Reveals That RPatz Is Dirty!”



  1. 1

    I hope he keeps his knob clean.



  2. 2

    poor guy tries so hard to make himself unattractive & it only adds to his charm



  3. 3

    That's not a "boy thing," it's just a nasty thing. Maybe Europeans don't use deoderant, but they should at least shower. Dirty fingernails? Greasy hair? That's just lazy. I do not see the appeal in this guy — clean or filthy. He does nothing for me. Good lord — if he can't wash his hair, can you imagine the shmegma that he has, dripping off his foreskin? Talk about your cottage cheese! UGH!



  4. 4

    that's just being lazy - has nothing to do with being a boy. most men I know have clean nails (fingers and toes), clean hair and clean clothing…………i love me some robby though…… :)



  5. 5

    This kid looks like a greasy dirt bag. One of the most repulsive unattractive things a man can do is to NOT keep his nails cut short (w/ no excess) and to NOT keep them clean.
    If they're short then there's no room for filth to gather.
    And Rubber Rat: I would imagine that a dirt bag who doesn't keep his nails or hair washed also doesn't shower… and since he's British that means he's uncircumcised… and uncircumcised cocks are truly revolting.
    If you don't wash that shit at least twice a day then that nauseating smegma smell will make you vomit.



  6. 6

    Why are some people SO gross? They could not care less about cleanliness…ewwww!



  7. 7

    okayy, look boys will be boys. & Robert Pattinson could do whatever he wants with the way he dress, to me he look hot as a "dirt bag" or whatever he wears now fan of hes shouldnt be call fan of robert pattinson if they judge him.



  8. 8

    Is is smell the reason why Kristen Stewart always as that "I smell shit" look on her face?



  9. 9

    Only come mierda Cuban trash would think that was sexy………uggggghhhhhh smegma and fecal matter all up in his pants



  10. 10

    PASS on the " FUNK " I personally don't enjoy the acrid aroma of uncleanliness
    ..
    on the other hand I do enjoy working up a good sex/sweat/funk w/ a hot lover
    ..
    BOO YAH !!!



  11. 11

    He is one ugly doode and bathing wont change nothing, so he knows that and wont bother ever. His eyebrows scream wax.



  12. 12

    No. It's being dirty and being gross and he is ugly and dirty and gross. I wish he would go away.



  13. 13

    Re: Scooter – Good God, that just made me gag! LMAO



  14. 14

    She is frigid and dislikes real men



  15. 15

    Oh for Gods sake people…she was talking about the role. As the character he had to be dirty and rugged as opposed to what he has to be for twilight. I do wonder about peoples i.q levels here! I suppose any excuse to call somebody gross is welcomed by some people even if the information they are working off is false! It seems a strange way to be to me…but hey thats your choice I guess. But remember Karma's a bitch!



  16. 16

    OH hell no! What about them nasty booty juices and the rest of the nasty stuff. That is not a boy thing ok. Grosssss



  17. 17

    Re: Elenaa Cats – WHAT????



  18. 18

    Re: whateverymwm – What?

  19. tayto says – reply to this


    19

    The people who are disgusting are the ones insinuating that he doesnt wash his knob. Jesus Christ whats wrong with you people? I suppose you've just got your minds on his cock..hahahahaha!



  20. 20

    maybe that's why he and kristen are together….



  21. 21

    Re: Jayyyy

    I actually like uncut cocks…..but CLEAN ones. :)



  22. 22

    Re: SW33tS3R3NITY27 – What dont you understand about my post dear?



  23. 23

    Perez, you took Reese's comments OUT OF CONTEXT!! I read the article, Reese was talking about when Rob was playing his role of Jacob in the movie Water for Elephants and his character cleans up and takes care of the animals.



  24. 24

    Re: whateverymwm – Really? Are you sure? Cuz Reese Witherspoon was talking about the ACTOR, sweetcheeks — not the character he plays. Tool. Maybe YOU have shmegmabreath?



  25. 25

    Re: whateverymwm – Thanks! People don't seem to have reading comprehension skills here! REESE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE ROLE!! Rob plays a veteranarian in a circus who works with animals! Talk about taking things out of context. I know people who met Rob and they all said he was perfectly clean. He was "dirty" for the role of Jacob in the circus. Pay attention!



  26. 26

    Re: Scooter – You are wrong. Reese's comments are from the Vanity Fair article with Rob on the cover and I bought the magazine and I read the entire article. She was talking about when Rob was playing Jacob in the movie Water for Elephants. Perez didn't include all her comments and has taken them out of context. She was talking about Rob's character working with the animals in the circus.



  27. 27

    Re: Scooter – Yes I am sure she was talking about the CHARACTER not the ACTOR. Maybe people should actually find out the truth before jumping to ignorant conclusions?! So whether I am sweetcheeks, a tool or someone who has shmegmabreath to you is irrelevant!! But if you want to convince yourself that she was talking about Rob being dirty and think about his "shmegma" and foreskin thats up to you!



  28. 28

    Bad hygiene is gross — I don't care who the person is.



  29. 29

    Ewww, dirty fingernails? yuk



  30. 30

    I think she means he was dirty while filming WFE. I hope anyway…



  31. 31

    Read the comments of those of us who have READ THE ARTICLE!! Reese was talking about Rob PLAYING THE ROLE! I read the actual article.

  32. Tahoe says – reply to this


    32

    Of course it was the role! If you have read the book the character that Rob plays, Jacob, is in charge of the animals. He cares for them, picks up after them, does not have clean clothes and sleeps on a horse blanket. I can't believe some people! Reese said of Rob she thought he was extraordinarily attractive and a kind soul, etc, etc, which is more than I can say for a lot of people her! You are all so quick to jump on the destroy Rob bandwagon, and you, Perez! I thought you were a fan-what the hell are you doing?
    Michele



  33. 33

    Gosh there are some ignorant people out there! She is talking about the character Jacob in the film, NOT Rob the real person!!! Jacob is a vet in a travelling filthy circus, no water for showering in the '20's folks!



  34. 34

    I've never understood the hype about Robert Pattinson - he suits the role as a vampire perfectly when he's in makeup, but as himself he looks dirty and smelly. How is that attractive to anyone? His creepy eyes freak me out and on top of that he always looks stoned and spaced out. No thank you.



  35. 35

    Re: whateverymwm – THANK YOU!! THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!! Perez AGAIN changed the story… she was obviously talking about his role as jacob, being a veterinarian in a 30's circus, she even compared it with his twilight role!!



  36. 36

    Re: whateverymwm – THANK YOU! you took the words right out of my mouth. i can't believe how fucking stupid some people are.



  37. 37

    Re: whateverymwm – sweetserenity is a fucking retard. dumb jungle monkey.

  38. @v@ says – reply to this


    38

    Re: whateverymwm – So he was in character as an animal caretaker? Good of you to post that. Original Article author didn't clarify…big surprise, or maybe they did, but after a dozen copy and pastes, it's like what happens to a secret.



  39. 39

    He looks like he smells like stale smoke, crusty hair gel and unwashed-trench coat.



  40. 40

    don't care how famous or rich some1 is, if he's stinky I don't want his winky!



  41. 41

    She has no class. You should never talk like that about your co-stars………………………….



  42. 42

    WtF..is wrong with you people…Are u to stupid to understand that she was talking about his Role in the Movie…..He is just like so many other young Men.or Johnny Depp….and WtF do you care …like you will ever be close to that beautiful Guy



  43. 43

    Tooo many IDIOTS on this Board…the Biggest is PEREZ



  44. 44

    You people are nasty…she makes a little comment about him being a little dirty, probably for the role, and you guys automatically jump to knob cleaning, smells, foreskin, shmegma, cottage cheese, WTF??



  45. 45

    shes talking about his character in the movie jacob jankowski not rob pattinson. jacob works in a dessert place and his clothes were dirty because he picked up dirt wrong article